Romance Ideas?

nanodot

Lots of good advice here.

Your wife is 33; is she on birth control pills? When I was on the ($^*%*&^$#) pill, I would pretty much rather read a book.

Also, this may sound nuts, but some guys lose weight and lay on the romance at home when they are having an affair... She may be harboring a wrong impression, something to check on.

rockabillymama

honestly, i would like a movie, dinner, and a night of killing eachother in video games

complete_tease

well the only thing that you can do is to keep trying...there probably is something wrong but until she is ready to talk about it there isn't much you can do. how long have you been married?

juliecat1

Oh baby, I wanna scrub your crockpot.

thats the sexiest thing Ive ever heard.

_beachgirl_

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe your wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

skittybang

You should show up to her place of business in a trench coat with nothing else on. Just parade yourself in front of the windows - she'll very proudly announce that you are hers and you can have your way with her... but if she yells REMIX - just back away.

JsGirl93

Oh baby, I wanna scrub your crockpot.

thats the sexiest thing Ive ever heard.

I actually came home Tuesday to Jay scrubbing my kitchen flopr, Julie! After, I picked my jaw up, I declared my undying love... and did him.Itworks!

ilookthetype

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Best thing I've ever seen on MFP.

ESVABelle

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Pretty sure I just snorted/laughed so hard I busted a stitch.

glockster972

Rather than spend so much time on here and sending FR to all the women that reply, maybe you should buck up and be a better man. It can't be all her fault.....

ThePhoenixRose

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Well... that's embarrassing. :blushing:

gdr1976

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

win!

JsGirl93

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

You are awesomeness!
Belle you and Julie are confusing me! Lol

red01angel

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Awwww snizz!!



As for OP's question...where's SoldierDad when you need him?

foremant86

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

winner winner!

ThePhoenixRose

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Awwww snizz!!



As for OP's question...where's SoldierDad when you need him?

seriously ~ let's not mention him. k?

Carl01

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

You are awesome!

Contrarian

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Hahahahahahahaha! You c*cksucker!

*Edited because I didn't know that c*cksucker could get past the censors. This is helpful information.

deeharley

Check out the book "The Love Dare" ... Word of warning, it's faith based so it that's not your cup of tea...sorry

^^ Good suggestion. Also, The Five Love Languages.

If you guys are that busy, do the dishes, load the washer, mop the kitchen floor, etc. That stuff adds up WAY faster than roses and manicures when a woman is overwhelmed.

sunkisses

You.................should probably deactivate your account now.

SMarie10

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe you wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

You are awesome!

OP ... you are so BUSTED. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

Contrarian

You.................should probably deactivate your account now.

Or change your username and picture and try again tomorrow. Good luck, Wanky!

sunkisses

You.................should probably deactivate your account now.

Or change your username and picture and try again tomorrow. Good luck, Wanky!

Nah... I'll never forget this.It's the price he'll pay for the 5 minutes it took me to respond. I will always wonder how his ol' lady's doing.

_Timmeh_

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe your wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

_beachgirl_

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe your wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Love the oh snap guy!

OP deactivated

PantalaNagaPampa

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe your wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

You rock!!!!!!

thisisabbie

I feel bad for all the people that are answering your question seriously when you have been sending pm's and FR to women all night telling them they're hot and that you want to sext them.

Maybe your wife knows what a dog you are and has herself a real man on the side and that's why she doesn't pay attention to you?

Hahahaha BURNED!

Johnnyswife

You.................should probably deactivate your account now.

Ha ha!! He did deactivate his account! :laugh: I didn't know this was the same guy who posted the sexting thread and than pm'ed a bunch of people with innapropriate messages..man I missed everything...stupid job keeping me away for 8 hours. :laugh: