Golf

icandoit

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

'Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'!

I don't remember much after that.

icandoit

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

'Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'!

I don't remember much after that.

lizard9800

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amandagreen1980

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kistinbee

Thanks for this!!!! Made my afternoon!!:bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: