The New and Improved HCG

WarriorMom2012
WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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I always keep the news on when I'm getting ready in the morning. This morning they did a teaser about the a new "miracle" hormone proven to speed up weight loss. I didn't have time to hear the whole thing. What I did hear was that there's something in dog semen that when processed and put into pill form helps speed the metabolism.

Has anyone heard about this yet? Could you give me the details. I wasn't sure how to Google that.
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  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    To save costs, maybe it can be taken directly from the source.
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
    poor fido.
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
    you stay AWAY from my dog!

    :flowerforyou:
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    I ♥ you!!!!!!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    i think you have to eat 162 and a half calories per day also... is that right?
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    To save costs, maybe it can be taken directly from the source.


    Winner!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    And male dogs will be lining up around the block...
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    You just have to wonder "Who the hell thought of looking there for this?"
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    My dog loves this diet
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Why anyone would choose to swallow concentrated dog semen over eating right and exercising is beyond me.

    Especially since I'm positive that whatever this pooch jizzum pill says it will do for weightloss they'll also recommend you EAT RIGHT AND EXERCISE!

    Just do that and you won't need to *kitten* yourself out for Fido Joy Juice.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I don't know, but I have a feeling a ton of HCG users just went to google it!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    is this anything like the blip I heard on the news about gentlemen over the age of 70 who has "wonder feces" that paired with 600 calories a day helps speed up weight loss? I think they said it must be consumed with food, ingestinally....
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Was the pill supposed to be administered orally?
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Yuck!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    If I dress up like a dog, will that work?
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    My dog loves this diet


    Score! LMFAO
  • sweetpunani
    sweetpunani Posts: 86
    Lmao!!!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I don't know, but I have a feeling a ton of HCG users just went to google it!
    Yep!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I have been taking the suppositories and they are working like a charm!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    If I eat bacon all day every day while taking this pill will it still work?

    What if I dip my bacon in nut butter? Wait...

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