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    The New and Improved HCG

    Posts: 621 Member
    edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I always keep the news on when I'm getting ready in the morning. This morning they did a teaser about the a new "miracle" hormone proven to speed up weight loss. I didn't have time to hear the whole thing. What I did hear was that there's something in dog semen that when processed and put into pill form helps speed the metabolism.

    Has anyone heard about this yet? Could you give me the details. I wasn't sure how to Google that.

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    • Posts: 1,259 Member
      To save costs, maybe it can be taken directly from the source.
    • Posts: 243 Member
      poor fido.
    • Posts: 214 Member
      you stay AWAY from my dog!

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,562 Member
      I ♥ you!!!!!!
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
      i think you have to eat 162 and a half calories per day also... is that right?
    • Posts: 1,230 Member
      To save costs, maybe it can be taken directly from the source.


      Winner!
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      And male dogs will be lining up around the block...
    • Posts: 1,078 Member
      You just have to wonder "Who the hell thought of looking there for this?"
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      My dog loves this diet
    • Posts: 4,716 Member
      Why anyone would choose to swallow concentrated dog semen over eating right and exercising is beyond me.

      Especially since I'm positive that whatever this pooch jizzum pill says it will do for weightloss they'll also recommend you EAT RIGHT AND EXERCISE!

      Just do that and you won't need to *kitten* yourself out for Fido Joy Juice.
    • Posts: 3,865 Member
      I don't know, but I have a feeling a ton of HCG users just went to google it!
    • Posts: 3,100 Member
      is this anything like the blip I heard on the news about gentlemen over the age of 70 who has "wonder feces" that paired with 600 calories a day helps speed up weight loss? I think they said it must be consumed with food, ingestinally....
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      Was the pill supposed to be administered orally?
    • Posts: 1,491 Member
      Yuck!
    • Posts: 1,259 Member
      If I dress up like a dog, will that work?
    • Posts: 1,230 Member
      My dog loves this diet


      Score! LMFAO
    • Posts: 86
      Lmao!!!
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      I don't know, but I have a feeling a ton of HCG users just went to google it!
      Yep!
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      I have been taking the suppositories and they are working like a charm!
    • Posts: 3,021 Member
      If I eat bacon all day every day while taking this pill will it still work?

      What if I dip my bacon in nut butter? Wait...
    • Posts: 1,809 Member
      is this anything like the blip I heard on the news about gentlemen over the age of 70 who has "wonder feces" that paired with 600 calories a day helps speed up weight loss? I think they said it must be consumed with food, ingestinally....

      No, I heard it was old dude saliva or maybe it was sweat.
    • Posts: 487 Member
      I was watching my local CBS affiliate this morning (WISH), and I heard the same thing! However, you do have it slightly wrong. It's not processed from dog semen. It's processed from dog faeces. Basically the idea is that there is a compound exclusive to the canine digestive system that is found in almost all dog faeces and this compound has been found, at least in humans, to increase ones metabolic rate by a factor of 10! And it also helps you if you're trying to target specific areas because it's available also as an injectable that you can just inject directly into your problem areas. It's a miracle. It really is.

      And because the compound is processed through breaking down the faeces you're not really putting faeces in your body because it's been broken down. This helps keep the "ick" factor quite low. I really look forward to ordering my first bottle of this stuff!
    • Posts: 32
      If I dress up like a dog, will that work?


      LOL Nice try!
    • Posts: 3,280 Member
      Whoa whoa....don't fall for this scam. IT ONLY WORKS IF THE DOG'S BALLS WERE CUPPED, PEOPLE!!!

      Don't be so gullable.
    • Posts: 4,716 Member
      "No really guys it's a good diet. It's recommended by doctors in Nigeria or something. Sure I'm not allowed to eat more than 76 calories per day and the neighborhood dogs keep chasing me around the block, but whatever works right?

      THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE NEED TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE AND NOT SO NEGATIVE!!"

      *swallows dog jizz pill*
    • Posts: 3,331 Member
      After I saw almost everyone on my home page replied to this............I just had to check it out haha
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      "No really guys it's a good diet. It's recommended by doctors in Nigeria or something. Sure I'm not allowed to eat more than 76 calories per day and the neighborhood dogs keep chasing me around the block, but whatever works right?

      THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE NEED TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE AND NOT SO NEGATIVE!!"

      *swallows dog jizz pill*

      You swallow? :indifferent:
    • Posts: 1,645 Member
      I think I am gonna vomit!!!
    • Posts: 749 Member
      Bwaaaahahahahahaaaaa! Nice.
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      Whoa whoa....don't fall for this scam. IT ONLY WORKS IF THE DOG'S BALLS WERE CUPPED, PEOPLE!!!
      Open your throat, relax the jaw. Don't forget to cup the balls.
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