Council job anyone?

SusiB60

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"
"Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost
both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K.. You've got enough points
for me to take you on right away.
Our normal hours are from 8.00amto 4.00pm.... ...but you can start
tomorrow at 10.00am- and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."
The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to
4.00pm,
why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any
special treatment y'know"
"What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the
interviewer says,
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our b*****ks.
There's no point in you coming in for that."

kennie2

LOL! :laugh:

Libby81

Hahahahahahaaha yep that pretty much sums up my job, minus the bollock scratching like :noway:

Sepa

LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

carloP90X

Seeing that I work for a city government...the interviewer is not lying. Thanks for the laugh.

_Timmeh_

City worker here too. :drinker: