If you were going to be eaten

_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
by cannibals, how would you like to be prepared?
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  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Marinated and slow-cooked on the grill. Soft, tender and juicy :-P
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    With strawberries and whipcream!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I want to be eaten raw
  • magratnj
    magratnj Posts: 38 Member
    raw like sushi
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    BBQ
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    lots of garlic.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Grind me and eat me like a taco....
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Probably bacon-wrapped and broiled with sweet potatoes in a balsamic glaze. My mostly-vegetarian diet ought to turn out some yummy medallions.

    You're welcome, cannibals.
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    in a way that will get me banned from posts ;) haha
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    from the inside out
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    In a bechamel sauce...
  • StrengthIsBeautiful
    StrengthIsBeautiful Posts: 309 Member
    OH NO!!!! Ladies, please don't post the picture!
    You know the one!
    We missed you way too much when you were 'away'!!!!
    Ladies, please, please don't post the picture!
    (you know the one......)
  • woou
    woou Posts: 668 Member
    in a way that will get me banned from posts ;) haha

    i shouldn't have even understood that. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I want to be prepared in thigh highs and pumps...I really don't think anything else is necessary.
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    Hmmm....what would be the best way to prepare Candy? Uhm, OK, I'd like to be filleted and grilled. And only the lady cannibals can eat me. The dudes need to find another corpse.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    I'd eat the hottest peppers I could find and rub them all over me, giving the jerks a major case of heartburn.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    out....
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Raw with lots of pineapple
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    Battered, deep fried until extra crispy, and dipped in ranch.
  • StrengthIsBeautiful
    StrengthIsBeautiful Posts: 309 Member
    With chloroform, please.
  • Tjkramer95
    Tjkramer95 Posts: 36
    As a sushi roll. Spicy Tom roll.
  • KimertRuns13_1
    KimertRuns13_1 Posts: 702 Member
    with buttercream frosting and sprinkles on top!! Like a cupcake!
  • akashastrega
    akashastrega Posts: 51
    I have NO intention of being eaten by cannibals or zombies (it's the main reason I started with MFP)...

    but, assuming I was already dead...

    I would certainly hope they rubbed me with smoked salt, then stuffed me with crab meat, portabella and ****ake mushrooms, spinach, garlic, onions, shaved asiago and romano cheese and of course lots of crumbled BACON, then cooked me in loads of dill, basil, rosemary and fresh cream butter (not margarine), then a healthy topping of melted gruyere, sharp cheddar and smoked gouda cheese just before serving me up with a yummy rustic bread filled with garlic and sharp cheddar, and big serving of caprese salad...and a good Sirah or Gewürztraminer.

    EDIT...it blanked out sh!take mushrooms when I posted...TOO FUNNY!! Wonder if they would blank it out if I wrote craptake instead (let's see when I post this edit).
  • 46and2
    46and2 Posts: 167
    Raw. Preferably sucked inside out. I can help point the way.. :-)
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    battered and fried then smothered in cream gravy with biscuits and a dr pepper
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
    Raw with peanut butter
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    With a little whipped cream and chocolate covered strawberries.
  • fesse02
    fesse02 Posts: 88 Member
    Raw! Sucked right off the bone like I was their last meal
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    roasted over a volcano.
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
    So many good ideas here! I think I need a drink! :drinker:
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