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How to keep a husband!!

TamTastic
TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Wow, I will file this away for future (should I need it!! :laugh: ) Man, this stuff is funny!! :laugh: Nice to know all it takes is calf's head soup!! :huh:


To Keep a Husband, Try Pudding
The first cookbook written in California was the "Peerless Receipt Book," a volume aimed at promoting use of the Peerless brand of baking powder. But historians aren’t certain that it was actually printed in California.
How to Keep a Husband or Culinary Tactics
(San Francisco, 1872)

So credit for being the first cookbooks written and published in the state usually goes to three volumes that appeared in 1872, says Dan Strehl, curator of the culinary collection at the Los Angeles Public Library, which has rare copies of all three.

Each was compiled by a charitable group, two of them in San Francisco, one in Sacramento. The book that was probably first to hit the streets carried the quaint title "How to Keep a Husband or Culinary Tactics."

Dedicated to "the fair ones of the Pacific Coast," it was published by an Anglican church group in San Francisco. It draws more culinary inspiration from England than from California.

Yet amidst the myriad of recipes for roasted meat and other Old Country favorites sure to keep a husband from straying, such as calf’s head soup and mushroom catsup, are a few recipes that make use of local produce.

There are recipes for pickled plums, pickled grapes and a Spanish flummery (custard) with white wine, for example, as well as recipes for lemon and orange pudding. But these recipes don't appear to acknowledge that citrus fruit is available practically year-round in California. The pudding recipes call for preserves. Here is the recipe for orange pudding.

Boiled Orange Pudding

Pour a pint of milk on a half a pound of bread crumbs. Let it boil up. Stir in two ounces of butter, one of suet, keeping the pan over the fire until all is mixed. Let it stand still till cold then add two eggs, two ounces of sugar, the same of orange marmalade, one spoonful of orange flower water. Choose a basin that will exactly hold it. Tie over a flannel cloth loosely, closely. Boil it one and a quarter hours. Sauce of melted butter, sugar, a little lemon and brandy.
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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Wow, I will file this away for future (should I need it!! :laugh: ) Man, this stuff is funny!! :laugh: Nice to know all it takes is calf's head soup!! :huh:


    To Keep a Husband, Try Pudding
    The first cookbook written in California was the "Peerless Receipt Book," a volume aimed at promoting use of the Peerless brand of baking powder. But historians aren’t certain that it was actually printed in California.
    How to Keep a Husband or Culinary Tactics
    (San Francisco, 1872)

    So credit for being the first cookbooks written and published in the state usually goes to three volumes that appeared in 1872, says Dan Strehl, curator of the culinary collection at the Los Angeles Public Library, which has rare copies of all three.

    Each was compiled by a charitable group, two of them in San Francisco, one in Sacramento. The book that was probably first to hit the streets carried the quaint title "How to Keep a Husband or Culinary Tactics."

    Dedicated to "the fair ones of the Pacific Coast," it was published by an Anglican church group in San Francisco. It draws more culinary inspiration from England than from California.

    Yet amidst the myriad of recipes for roasted meat and other Old Country favorites sure to keep a husband from straying, such as calf’s head soup and mushroom catsup, are a few recipes that make use of local produce.

    There are recipes for pickled plums, pickled grapes and a Spanish flummery (custard) with white wine, for example, as well as recipes for lemon and orange pudding. But these recipes don't appear to acknowledge that citrus fruit is available practically year-round in California. The pudding recipes call for preserves. Here is the recipe for orange pudding.

    Boiled Orange Pudding

    Pour a pint of milk on a half a pound of bread crumbs. Let it boil up. Stir in two ounces of butter, one of suet, keeping the pan over the fire until all is mixed. Let it stand still till cold then add two eggs, two ounces of sugar, the same of orange marmalade, one spoonful of orange flower water. Choose a basin that will exactly hold it. Tie over a flannel cloth loosely, closely. Boil it one and a quarter hours. Sauce of melted butter, sugar, a little lemon and brandy.
  • renae77
    renae77 Posts: 3,394 Member
    I am sure I am not going to like calf's head soup! That just sounds wrong! Yuck!
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    :laugh: cute
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I thought this would get more responses!

    I guess I'm the only one who loves this old crap!!:laugh:
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
    Now Tam, if it said "How to Lose a husband" you would have gotten more responses! haha :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Now Tam, if it said "How to Lose a husband" you would have gotten more responses! haha :laugh:
    Oh, that's easy...........actually MAKE the calf's brain soup and he will be gone forever!!!:laugh:
  • TexasAngelBeth
    TexasAngelBeth Posts: 315 Member
    So the fact I didn't make the ex calfs head soup is reason I didnt keep him.... darn that bad luck :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "How to keep a husband............doubled over the toilet!" :laugh:
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
    Now Tam, if it said "How to Lose a husband" you would have gotten more responses! haha :laugh:
    Oh, that's easy...........actually MAKE the calf's brain soup and he will be gone forever!!!:laugh:

    Now we're talking!
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  • GIBride01
    GIBride01 Posts: 328 Member
    :laugh:
    Mushroom ketchup,,,,pretty sure that would lose me a husband.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh:
    Mushroom ketchup,,,,pretty sure that would lose me a husband.
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Ward likes pudding.

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    Get out of my thread. You aren't welcome here! :explode:
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  • renae77
    renae77 Posts: 3,394 Member
    :laugh:
    Mushroom ketchup,,,,pretty sure that would lose me a husband.
    Mine likes mushrooms and eats ketchup with a lot of stuff. He would probably like that too.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh:
    Mushroom ketchup,,,,pretty sure that would lose me a husband.
    Mine likes mushrooms and eats ketchup with a lot of stuff. He would probably like that too.
    I just wonder what exactly mushroom ketchup is!!!! :noway: :huh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh:
    Mushroom ketchup,,,,pretty sure that would lose me a husband.
    Mine likes mushrooms and eats ketchup with a lot of stuff. He would probably like that too.
    I just wonder what exactly mushroom ketchup is!!!! :noway: :huh:

    Historically, ketchup has been a condiment based on just about anything. The origin of the word is said to date to 17th-century China, where a spicy pickled fish sauce was called ke-tsiap. The sauce found its way to England, where it evolved in many directions, with the addition of anything from mangoes to walnuts to mushrooms. It wasn’t until after ketchup made the voyage to New England, that it featured a tomato foundation, and became the popular sauce for which the French now tend to mock us.

    Mushroom ketchup is more familiar in Britain than here, but don’t be daunted. You can find it available online (barely), and we have turned up several recipes, including one from The New Joy of Cooking, which describes it as an "English condiment for robust meats and game [that] is a thin, pungent, deeply flavored sauce."



    The internet knows everything. :laugh:
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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Yes, thanks Shannon! Why didn't I think of that???:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Very interesting bit of culinary history there!! :drinker:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Yes, thanks Shannon! Why didn't I think of that???:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Very interesting bit of culinary history there!! :drinker:

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  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
    I'm pretty sure that would keep me thinner! Yuck!
  • I personally like ANYTHING with Ketchup on it... Ahem...
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I personally like ANYTHING with Ketchup on it... Ahem...
    Oh, I do too girl!! :drinker:
  • And sour cream. I think if I drink a diet soda and eat sour cream, the calories cancel out...
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    And sour cream. I think if I drink a diet soda and eat sour cream, the calories cancel out...
    mmmm, sour cream!!!
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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Make the calfs head soup naked and your husband will love it.

    Its very simple ladies, keep are bellies full and our testicles empty.
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Gee, and a couple of weeks ago, we figured out lysol was the way to keep your husband... lol

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  • keiko
    keiko Posts: 2,919 Member
    That Lysol one is scarey! That must have killed off all the good bacteria.

    I like the cookbook one. When I first met my DH he was mostly eating fast food. We still joke that he will stay as long as I keep cooking!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I guess he is on his way out then, cuz this ol gal aint makin no calves head soup!:ohwell:
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