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Funny Joke

Nlongenecker
Nlongenecker Posts: 765
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
The Black Bra


The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…

"What's for dinner, Batman?"

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  • Nlongenecker
    Nlongenecker Posts: 765
    The Black Bra


    The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went:

    My engaged friend:

    The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…

    "What's for dinner, Batman?"
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: How'd you know what my hubby would say?:laugh:
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
    :laugh:
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That's a good one!
  • xXmimiXx
    xXmimiXx Posts: 564 Member
    Hahahaha
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Wouldn't ya know it!. That is so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Hannah_Banana
    Hannah_Banana Posts: 1,242 Member
    :laugh:
  • TRLTAMPA
    TRLTAMPA Posts: 824
    I've only been married for a year and a half and it's already like that.....
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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