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Period HELP!

JennaM222
JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
edited October 2024 in Motivation and Support
Im Bloated. help.

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Stolen. worth the re-post.

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  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    You're pretty, by the way!
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    Lemon water.

    :flowerforyou:
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    You mean....does this happen every month?????!!! **shocked**
  • trac3
    trac3 Posts: 134 Member
    2-3 cups of dandelion tea will help! Lots of water and some foods if you can get them: watermelon, strawberries, cucumbers and cabbage! And lemon water too!:smile: Hope you don't float away and feel better soon!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Does it happen to men too???? Do I need to be worried???
  • trac3
    trac3 Posts: 134 Member
    You mean....does this happen every month?????!!! **shocked**

    lol. Too bad a man isn't lucky enough to experience this phenomenon.... We'd at least get shorter work days a few days of the month!:laugh: :tongue:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    I feel that if these companies that make feminine products truly wanted us to have a "happy period", feminine products would vibrate...
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I feel that if these companies that make feminine products truly wanted us to have a "happy period", feminine products would vibrate...

    hahaha YESSS!!!:laugh:
  • miseryhead75
    miseryhead75 Posts: 40 Member
    I feel that if these companies that make feminine products truly wanted us to have a "happy period", feminine products would vibrate...

    LOL, I have to agree.....
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    I have taken a complete poll of Mfp, Facebook, and MySpace before that. Every one agrees, especially men, that every single woman should have a hysterectomy. That will solve so many problems for so many of us. Just saying.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    I have taken a complete poll of Mfp, Facebook, and MySpace before that. Every one agrees, especially men, that every single woman should have a hysterectomy. That will solve so many problems for so many of us. Just saying.
    Why call it a hysterectomy? Why not an uterectmomy? Is it because women stop being hysterical every month??

    (OOOHHH, I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT NOW!!!! Let the stoning begin <winces in anticipation>)
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Im Bloated. help.

    aa0d950e.png


    Stolen. worth the re-post.


    LMAO! that was funny! I can't believe how many parents failed to educate their daughters on "Aunt Flo"..
  • Legalchica
    Legalchica Posts: 462
    I feel that if these companies that make feminine products truly wanted us to have a "happy period", feminine products would vibrate...

    THIS!!!!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Does it happen to men too???? Do I need to be worried???

    Only if you have a vagina. Of course if you ARE a man with a vagina, you probably have a slew of other issues as well
  • McPenguin
    McPenguin Posts: 67
    I have taken a complete poll of Mfp, Facebook, and MySpace before that. Every one agrees, especially men, that every single woman should have a hysterectomy. That will solve so many problems for so many of us. Just saying.
    Why call it a hysterectomy? Why not an uterectmomy? Is it because women stop being hysterical every month??

    (OOOHHH, I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT NOW!!!! Let the stoning begin <winces in anticipation>)

    No throwing stones here, I used to wonder that myself!

    Anyone? Any people in the medical field want to tell us if there was a terminology that started with "hyst" that DIDN'T refer to how men believed women were back in the day? (ok, some of us actually are, but still... )
  • channa007
    channa007 Posts: 419 Member
    This post sums up about 1/3 of MFP forum posts! :laugh:
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    :laugh: Thanks for the laughs, totally needed it.
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