Parental help...
My child's first day of middle school is monday and i'm really worried...
The weather is getting extremely frigid and i'm not sure I want my child to wait outside for the bus. Since our bodies are made up a great amount of water, i'm afraid my child will freeze solid and i have NO IDEA how to unthaw a child. I don't worry so much in the summer because I can stop her from direct sunlight by putting a coat around her and a hat, but in winter I just have no idea what to do....
Help...
The weather is getting extremely frigid and i'm not sure I want my child to wait outside for the bus. Since our bodies are made up a great amount of water, i'm afraid my child will freeze solid and i have NO IDEA how to unthaw a child. I don't worry so much in the summer because I can stop her from direct sunlight by putting a coat around her and a hat, but in winter I just have no idea what to do....
Help...
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You could hire a person to hold the coat over her all day.....0
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I'm thinking hamster ball with a portable heater?
middle-school kid sized hamster ball, of course
OH! maybe enough room for a friend too? 0 -
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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My daughter is in middle school and it is snowing today so I made her dad drive her rather than have her wait outside for the bus!0
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Duh, home schooling.0
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Salt?0
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Damn! This is quite the conundrum.........I say cover them in those little hand warmer baggies. LoL0
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Duh, home schooling.
I'm not smart enough for this, I didn't even graduate high school myself.0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed. 0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
Hilarious!! I am cracking up, like no other!! :laugh:0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
Hilarious!! I am cracking up, like no other!! :laugh:
I'm saddened to see my horrible parenting is amusing you
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buy a tauntaun and stuff her in there, it may smell bad, but it should keep her from freezing.
Add wheels to the legs and now she's portable0 -
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Children are not as fragile as they seem you know lol. In -40 degree celsius weather, my 9th grader wears a sweat shirt :huh:0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ma'am, might be a genius...but what about brain damage? all that tumbling can't be good for her0 -
Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ma'am, might be a genius...but what about brain damage? all that tumbling can't be good for her
Football helmet AND pads! What else ya got
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Some people really need to take a course in parenting...
When your children freeze solid you light them on fire! This is simple science. How do people not understand this??
Incorrect. Microwaves have a dethaw button.
She doesn't fit, we tryed.
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ma'am, might be a genius...but what about brain damage? all that tumbling can't be good for her
Football helmet AND pads! What else ya got
99 problems but a ***** aint one? lol0 -
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ever forget a quarter in your pant pocket and have it come out in the spin cycle? Assuming a 100 lb kid, that's almost 8000 quarters banging around in there.0 -
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ever forget a quarter in your pant pocket and have it come out in the spin cycle? Assuming a 100 lb kid, that's almost 8000 quarters banging around in there.
Maybe i'll just trade my kid for 8000 quarters, seems alot easier than parenting...0 -
How about the dryer? Middle school girl......should fit...least i probably do and im in college soo......
You ever forget a quarter in your pant pocket and have it come out in the spin cycle? Assuming a 100 lb kid, that's almost 8000 quarters banging around in there.
Well i do say....i certainly would not make THAT much noise.....im more cushioned that a quarter! I assume so is she. So it all works out!0 -
Maybe i'll just trade my kid for 8000 quarters, seems alot easier than parenting...
Want to know what you can get for 8000 quarters? 20,000 dimes!Well i do say....i certainly would not make THAT much noise.....im more cushioned that a quarter! I assume so is she. So it all works out!
I am confident some parents would argue that 8000 quarters in a dryer is peace and quiet when compared with their kids.0 -
Since you like to quilt in your spare time, perhaps you can make her a super duper non freezing blanket and hat set .... Almost like the one you made for me, but not so thick....
Just my thoughts!!0 -
Since you like to quilt in your spare time, perhaps you can make her a super duper non freezing blanket and hat set .... Almost like the one you made for me, but not so thick....
Just my thoughts!!
Shhh just cause i made you a comfy blanket doesn't mean you gotta tell the world!!! 0 -
ya could always dress her up like the mitchelin man so that she is so wrapped up she cant move.... then cant even leave the house let alone get cold from the outside.........she's more likely to get dehydrated and colapse from being too hot but then you could always put her in the fridge for a wee while to cool off..........just a thought!!! lol x0
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silly, just stick a hair dryer on high in her mouth! important to thaw from the inside out, ya know.0
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I don't have a long enough power cord 0
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I'll send you one for Christmas.0
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