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    So I got really drunk and hit on this girl in a bar with some obscene pickup line.

    She was sober, so she turned to me and said "Ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person alive on the planet."

    So I leaned in real close and whispered into her ear "..... But who would stop me?"










    Clarification - This is just a joke. Relax. I'm not that creepy. Yet.

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    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      So I got really drunk and hit on this girl in a bar with some obscene pickup line.

      She was sober, so she turned to me and said "Ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person alive on the planet."

      So I leaned in real close and whispered into her ear "..... But who would stop me?"










      Clarification - This is just a joke. Relax.

      LMAO!! You're going to get yourself in trouble one of these days!
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Did you hit it?
    • Posts: 712 Member
      Damn good thing you clarified! I was about to be very angry!!!















      She could if she had a knife ... no plastic surgeons left in this scenario either! *kidding* :tongue:
    • Posts: 3,100 Member
      BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)
    • Posts: 1,074 Member
      The 22 in her purse? If nothing else it'll put a serious cramp in your style.
    • Posts: 309 Member
      Was there a slap in the face that transpired during/after this conversation?
    • Posts: 1,380 Member
      was this followed by a kick in the nuts?
      lol
    • Posts: 724 Member
      The 22 in her purse? If nothing else it'll put a serious cramp in your style.



      Screw the .22, Carry a .44 Magnum....

      But i did laugh...
    • Posts: 6,171 Member
      dude!
    • Posts: 903 Member
      Haha. :laugh:
    • Posts: 574 Member
      BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)



      Ha! Is it sick that I laughed and didn't get upset? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,540 Member
      BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)

      It was a little funny, ya gotta admit ;)

      I saw that joke on the internet and couldn't resist.
    • Posts: 385 Member
      Ohhhh, i think you're getting close. she obviously had zero sense of humor...that's the best part of going to bars...messing with the pretty drunk boys :)
    • Posts: 798 Member
      that is funny! I laughed a good laugh!
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      That's called a surprise snuggle
    • Posts: 1,230 Member
      That's called a surprise snuggle

      +1
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
      Oh, it's a JOKE about rape. That makes it all better.
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      I was gonna ask if she dropped her panties right there and then...you, sir, have some funny posts!
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      Oh, it's a JOKE about rape. That makes it all better.
      *gasp* I take my smerta$$ remark back.
    • Posts: 3,100 Member
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      It was a little funny, ya gotta admit ;)

      I saw that joke on the internet and couldn't resist.


      you're just lucky you're cute and funny and that it was you. Otherwise, not so funny....
    • Posts: 3,317 Member
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
      Posters,

      A sneak preview of one of the new rules that will be debuted when Groups go live in a day or two. I'm posting it here as an explanation for the locking of this thread.


      4) Show Respect to All Groups and Individuals

      No derogatory references to sex, gender, ethnicity, religions, or sexual orientation, or endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor, will be permitted. This includes expressing stereotypes about any group or community.


      I know I'm often regarded as the Fun Police, but what can ya do. Please, no jokes about rape or other violence directed toward others.

      Thanks,
      Steven
      MyFitnessPal Staff
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