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Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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So I got really drunk and hit on this girl in a bar with some obscene pickup line.

She was sober, so she turned to me and said "Ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person alive on the planet."

So I leaned in real close and whispered into her ear "..... But who would stop me?"










Clarification - This is just a joke. Relax. I'm not that creepy. Yet.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    So I got really drunk and hit on this girl in a bar with some obscene pickup line.

    She was sober, so she turned to me and said "Ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person alive on the planet."

    So I leaned in real close and whispered into her ear "..... But who would stop me?"










    Clarification - This is just a joke. Relax.

    LMAO!! You're going to get yourself in trouble one of these days!
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    Did you hit it?
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    Damn good thing you clarified! I was about to be very angry!!!















    She could if she had a knife ... no plastic surgeons left in this scenario either! *kidding* :tongue:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)
  • MikeSEA
    MikeSEA Posts: 1,074 Member
    The 22 in her purse? If nothing else it'll put a serious cramp in your style.
  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    Was there a slap in the face that transpired during/after this conversation?
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    was this followed by a kick in the nuts?
    lol
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    The 22 in her purse? If nothing else it'll put a serious cramp in your style.



    Screw the .22, Carry a .44 Magnum....

    But i did laugh...
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    dude!
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    Haha. :laugh:
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)



    Ha! Is it sick that I laughed and didn't get upset? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)

    It was a little funny, ya gotta admit ;)

    I saw that joke on the internet and couldn't resist.
  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
    Ohhhh, i think you're getting close. she obviously had zero sense of humor...that's the best part of going to bars...messing with the pretty drunk boys :)
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    that is funny! I laughed a good laugh!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    That's called a surprise snuggle
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    That's called a surprise snuggle

    +1
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Oh, it's a JOKE about rape. That makes it all better.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I was gonna ask if she dropped her panties right there and then...you, sir, have some funny posts!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Oh, it's a JOKE about rape. That makes it all better.
    *gasp* I take my smerta$$ remark back.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    BEN!!!!!! Oh. Wow....... Noes sir. (is it sick that I laughed and then got upset?)

    It was a little funny, ya gotta admit ;)

    I saw that joke on the internet and couldn't resist.


    you're just lucky you're cute and funny and that it was you. Otherwise, not so funny....
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Posters,

    A sneak preview of one of the new rules that will be debuted when Groups go live in a day or two. I'm posting it here as an explanation for the locking of this thread.


    4) Show Respect to All Groups and Individuals

    No derogatory references to sex, gender, ethnicity, religions, or sexual orientation, or endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor, will be permitted. This includes expressing stereotypes about any group or community.


    I know I'm often regarded as the Fun Police, but what can ya do. Please, no jokes about rape or other violence directed toward others.

    Thanks,
    Steven
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