MFP Guys in the Southern USA

PatientBearTiger
PatientBearTiger Posts: 475 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
One of my female friends, who is not an American citizen, is looking for a guy who is willing to have a short, intense dating relationship that will quickly lead to marriage by March 2012. She likes warm weather, so wants to find someone in the southern part of the US. She is hot, she loves to work out and run. She enjoys sex and has been known to put out on the first date. She is a single mom, very adventurous, has a great sense of humor and is a lot of fun. And did I mention that she is hot and has great legs? If you are open to the possibility of meeting her, please apply below. Only qualified applicants will be contacted. Full financials and credit report may be required.

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  • aa1440
    aa1440 Posts: 956 Member
    If she looks that good you don't need to advertise her. She should already have guys knocking down her door.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Can she make a sammich?!?!
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475 Member
    If she looks that good you don't need to advertise her. She should already have guys knocking down her door.

    The guys where she lives are idiots. Plus, she wants to move.
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475 Member
    Can she make a sammich?!?!

    Probably. She'll probably make it while naked too.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Digital pimpin?
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475 Member
    Digital pimpin?

    Yup. I get a cut. Of what, I'm not sure, but I definitely get a cut.
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