You know your tired when....

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I was ON my cell phone talking to a friend when I started frantically searching for my cell phone...*facepalm*

    Edited to say...YAY! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's done this, LOL!! :laugh:
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    when you put your 3 year old in his carseat and start backing out of the driveway and he says, "Daddy, are you going to buckle me?"
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    when you SPRAY YOUR HAIR WITH LYSOL INSTEAD OF HAIRSPRAY !!!!!!!!!!!!! uuugggh !~

    I was trying to Lysol my trash can one day and sprayed the whole thing with Raid. And I could not figure out why it didn't smell like clean linen until I went to put it away and saw the real Lysol can. *facepalm*
  • rowlandk
    rowlandk Posts: 146 Member
    When you use shampoo to wash your face instead of face wash in the shower. Trust me, it's not as easy to get sudsy shampoo off your face as it is to get facewash off.
  • StrengthIsBeautiful
    StrengthIsBeautiful Posts: 309 Member
    When you go to have a snack and pour your juice into the bowl you just put the potatoe salad in.
  • misti17
    misti17 Posts: 106
    I did that same dang thing one time!!!!!!!!!! so embarressed!
  • Liquid741
    Liquid741 Posts: 292 Member
    i stand a pee with both hands on the wall holding me up...happens every night turn i work in the steel mill..
  • misti17
    misti17 Posts: 106
    You get to your office door and are trying to unlock it by your push button CAR fob and are seriously staring at it, like Why won't you open!
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
    When you use "your" instead of "you're" in the title of your "You know you're tired when..." thread.






    Sorry. I couldn't resist! :flowerforyou:
  • TheCats_Meow
    TheCats_Meow Posts: 438 Member
    Walk to the other end of the house and forget why you were going there :)

    I do this on a regular basis.
  • TheCats_Meow
    TheCats_Meow Posts: 438 Member
    Not tired, but it was still so early that I wasn't quite awake yet, but I've asked my kids if they've seen my keys while we're sitting in the car getting ready to go. Then I proceed to turn up the radio as if it magically works with no keys needed.

    My 7 year old wastes no time in giving me the "you're a dumba$$" look and pointing towards the steering wheel column.
  • sryan8408
    sryan8408 Posts: 244
    ...you leave your cell phone in the fridge and freak out about the noise coming from the fridge (ie vibrating phone).

    ...you ask your customers what they want to drink when you just delivered their drinks.

    ...you start speaking in another language while speaking to a customer who doesn't speak it. (I'm a french major)

    ...you answer your cell phone saying "Hello, thank you for calling Frischs in Beavercreek, this is Sarah. How may I help you?"

    ...you say to yourself that you want to go home when you are in fact home.
  • PBJunky
    PBJunky Posts: 737 Member
    when my english stops making sense lol
  • Serenitytoo
    Serenitytoo Posts: 449 Member
    When you try to put both contact lenses in the same eye... yes I have done this! :yawn:
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    You sit down to pee and start dazing off instead of realizing you have finished peeing and are waiting for...nothing.
  • boomchickylala
    boomchickylala Posts: 8
    You know your tired when.....you put the kids in the car for school, drive 1km up the road to drop them off but forget they are in the car and continue to work! (whoopsie!)
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    When you nod off while playing with yourself
  • wifeygonzo
    wifeygonzo Posts: 287 Member
    When you ask for lip balm because "my chips are lapped" instead of my lips are chapped.

    When you combine words: my steak is "jewy" = juicy + chewy

    As you're dozing off on the couch and your husband says its time for bed and you say "why do I have to go to bed?!?"
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    I worked at a laundromat this summer. One night while doing laundry at home, I tried to put quarters in my washer. One of my coworkers handed her daughter a laundry basket and told her, "Make sure you use the red quarters."
  • emilyc92
    emilyc92 Posts: 182 Member
    You get through an entire college interview without saying anything too dumb, and then when the interviewer says "Enjoy the rest of your senior year" you reply "You too!"
  • DJJW
    DJJW Posts: 519 Member
    say "bye, love ya" at the end of a conversation and have it NOT be someone you love? Kinda funny when it's a random friends or family member, not so funny when it's a boyfriend you are getting ready to break up with.........uncomfortable conversation later.:noway:
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    You awake, look at the clock, jump up, run and get dressed, head out the door, get halfway to work before you realize that....//

    it's your first day of vacation


    Yep... :embarassed: it happened to me this year...... and my husband didn't even catch it.
  • sonic_the_cat
    sonic_the_cat Posts: 58 Member
    Tried to answer the STAPLER once. I kept saying "Hello" and just couldn't figure out why it kept ringing :)
  • dHowe4406
    dHowe4406 Posts: 114
    When you send someone a Text message and then put your phone up to your ear to talk to them...
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