Little White Lies
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iwantniceabs
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I decided I'm going to be Little White Lies for Halloween this year - I'll wear a black t-shirt and write little white lies all over it in white fabric paint. I wasn't planning on doing anything, but I've been invited to a few parties and this is my half hearted way of dressing up
I need help thinking of some good little white lies though....I like....
"No, that doesn't make your butt look big."
"I'll be there in 5 minutes."
"No officer, I didn't realize how fast I was going."
Anyone got any other good ones???
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"No, that doesn't make your butt look big."
"I'll be there in 5 minutes."
"No officer, I didn't realize how fast I was going."
Anyone got any other good ones???
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Size doesn't matter, don't worry it was fine!0
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Every thing is going to be ok0
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If you stand on your head after you can't get pregnant.
Just the tip, I promise.0 -
It's not you, It's me....
We can still be friends.....
I'm sure that happens to alot of men....
there... hope that gives you some extra material to work with!0 -
"everybody does it"
"this won't hurt a bit"
"it's not you, it's me"
"the check's in the mail"0 -
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One glass of wine with dinner officer...
You're the first.....
I hardly ever drink.....
I never want to get married either.....
Of course I still find you sexy.....0 -
I don't speak-a de English.0
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"I'll call you" "I'll pay you back" "if it was any bigger, I couldn't take it" "it's delicious, I'm just not very hungry" "you're the best thing that ever happened to me" "I do"
hahahahah this is fun0 -
"I'm okay"
"it's fine"0 -
No, I'm not married. Honest.
I'm only living with my parents temporarily
One bite won't hurt
Of course I love you - we're here, aren't we
Your mom is always welcome here0 -
I don't speak-a de English.
Awesome.
It's the thought that counts!0 -
What's one more cupcake gonna do?
I'm 30.
If I buy this on sale, then I'm SAVING money, right?
I'm completely over my ex.
My children bring me nothing but happiness.
The check's in the mail.0 -
What a great idea ( TRUTH) LOL
How about :
I'm fine,
Nothings wrong silly
Im just tired
Of course I'm not mad
Sure go have fun its ok
I was just going to call you
I lost service,
My phone died
He wasnt as good as you
Shes not as pretty as you
it wasnt me
The fish was this big
No officer I had no idea I was speeding
No tonight I have a headache0 -
Cute ides - Lots of good ones here. I have used "the check's in the mail" myself. Ha Ha0
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I don't speak-a de English.
Awesome.
It's the thought that counts!
You've never heard some foreign visitors speak to their friends/family in their native tongue, and when someone asks them a valid question, like, "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?", they always come back with, "I don't speak English," with a perfect English pronunciation, and then turn to their friends/family, and smile?
.....ooooooh, lies. :grumble:0 -
What about to quote "To Catch A Predator":
"How old is so-and-so?"
"She said she was 18."
"Are you sure?"
"yup"
"I have the transcript right here...."
"ooooooh..... well, maybe she was 13...."0 -
"I got stuck in traffic"
"It's just what I wanted!" (maybe with a little present after it)
"100-calorie cheesecake" or any variant of "If it's ..... it's calorie-free"
"Do it for the children"
"I have to wash my hair"
"I have a headache"
"I love your cooking!" or "That meatloaf was great!"
"Love your new haircut"
"Have you lost weight?" (Tho I hope for us here that's not a lie!)
The weight on your driver's license.0 -
I don't speak-a de English.
Awesome.
It's the thought that counts!
You've never heard some foreign visitors speak to their friends/family in their native tongue, and when someone asks them a valid question, like, "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?", they always come back with, "I don't speak English," with a perfect English pronunciation, and then turn to their friends/family, and smile?
.....ooooooh, lies. :grumble:
I think this is awesome because I have totally used it. Mainly to avoid annoying people or get out of trouble.0 -
"what a cute baby" -- you know all babies are not cute lol0
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