Dear Fat, I'm Breaking up with You

WendyFitMomCHANGED

Dear Fat,

We've been together for quite some time but I'm writing to tell you that I'm breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you. You been bringing me down, depressing me and making me look bad in front of my friends. You've made me abandon all my fun clothes to spend more time with you. All my friends keep telling me you're no good for me and I've finally decided to listen to them.

I know those late nights with Ben and Jerry were fun, but they're over now. I've changed and moved on. Plus, I'm starting to see someone else. Yes, I'm seeing Skinny Jeans and she complements me better than you ever did. Please don't beg me to come back. Don't try to tease me with gifts of pizza and chocolate and tell me it's all gonna be okay. That one more time won't matter. Its time you get off my *kitten*, and leave me alone. In most relationships, you hope for the best for the other, but I actually hope you never find anyone else.

I know you're saying, "Well, It's your loss". I truly hope it is.

Sincerely,

The New Me

(wrote this for fun. Hope you enjoy)

GouchisGirl

WTG! Fat must be feeling really bad at this point being "dumped" right and left by so many people lol

chrissyw63

haha that's awesome! thanks for sharing!

Shannonigans84

Love it!

steveh08

Love it. I am going to text my breakup letter to fat now.

StrongerJess

cute!

taylorsgirl

That's awesome, a break up to be happy about !!!:laugh:

paravision

ROFLMAO! Maybe its time to send my "Dear Fat," letter :OP

Debbe2

Was in a similar relationship and needed to end it too. Good for you!

macpatti

"Get off my *kitten*"..............LOVE that! Ha!

mrivera713

I LOVE IT!!!!! Giggle! BUMP In hopes that my friends read!

NeuroticVirgo

LOL bump!

NiciS72

LIKE LIKE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!

tageekly

This is great! Everyone should write a break-up letter to fat, especially one so funny and true. Thank you for sharing.

BetterWithAge

I love it

ADTeachTX

love it!

Luckysusan

Thanks for that...It made me laugh!

angelbaby425

hahaha I love this!

salmat77

Dear Fat,

We've been together for quite some time but I'm writing to tell you that I'm breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you. You been bringing me down, depressing me and making me look bad in front of my friends. You've made me abandon all my fun clothes to spend more time with you. All my friends keep telling me you're no good for me and I've finally decided to listen to them.

I know those late nights with Ben and Jerry were fun, but they're over now. I've changed and moved on. Plus, I'm starting to see someone else. Yes, I'm seeing Skinny Jeans and she complements me better than you ever did. Please don't beg me to come back. Don't try to tease me with gifts of pizza and chocolate and tell me it's all gonna be okay. That one more time won't matter. Its time you get off my *kitten*, and leave me alone. In most relationships, you hope for the best for the other, but I actually hope you never find anyone else.

I know you're saying, "Well, It's your loss". I truly hope it is.

Sincerely,

The New Me

(wrote this for fun. Hope you enjoy)

OH I JUST LOVE THIS!!! I am def working on breaking up with FAT!!

TheDaniProject

i love it girl!!!!!

Myzstarr

lol i almost felt kinda bad for kicking fat to the curb.... not.... good job and love the breakup. lol

fitplease

ROTFL!!

steffiejoe

Cute.

paulwgun

Brilliant!!! loved it :-)

LexieSweetheart

love it!!

jasmineheaven

This post needs to be a shirt lol