Morning Funnies

Jade_Butterfly

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.


Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.:flowerforyou:


:bigsmile: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.


The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.:laugh:


Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.


:bigsmile

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>>>>>>: While coming to read the morning funnies. . please SHARE some of YOUR OWN!!!. . We all need a good laugh. . . .

after all laughter is great medicine and heck burns a few calories. . :flowerforyou:

rmartin72

:flowerforyou: Amen:):) :flowerforyou: THANK YOU :flowerforyou:

manderson27

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.


After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”


His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”


Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom .......”

Jade_Butterfly

Giggling* Thanks Manderson27. .. . That was definitely good for a chuckle. . :laugh:

JustEllieK

:bigsmile: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.


The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.:laugh:


Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

Thanks for the smile...i liked these the best:)

nomorewishing

"When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad!"

Jade_Butterfly

Thanks for the smile...i liked these the best:)

Thank you so much m'dear.

mommared53

Very funny! :laugh: :laugh:

Here's my contribution: :bigsmile:

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill
the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm
impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it --
why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick.

Jade_Butterfly

Grinning. . . I can always count on you BETTY to make me laugh. . . and smile. . That was cute! . . .and totally funny! Thanks.:flowerforyou: Hope you are having a terrific day honey.

mommared53

Jade, I sent you a PM.

Jade_Butterfly

Jade, I sent you a PM.

Got it sweets. .

XxXskinnyMiniXxX

These made the cold rainy day much better for me lol Thanks

Jade_Butterfly

These made the cold rainy day much better for me lol Thanks

Anytime hon. .. Hopefully you will get some beautiful weather soon!