CHUCK. NORRIS.
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My sister posts on my facebook wall: You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
I reply: I am more beautiful than Chuck Norris. I smell like gym clothes and push ups. Thank you. :-)
Which made me wish for a Chuck Norris MPF thread soooo hard. For inspiration: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris HCG: A one-time injection of an extract of his sweat and eat whatever you want for life. You will instantly lose all excess weight, still won't be as awesome as Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris kills your thread, your computer also dies.
Question about the site: how do I set my calorie deficit to...Chuck Norris. Pretty sure he is eating back his exercise calories.
You get the idea...
I reply: I am more beautiful than Chuck Norris. I smell like gym clothes and push ups. Thank you. :-)
Which made me wish for a Chuck Norris MPF thread soooo hard. For inspiration: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris HCG: A one-time injection of an extract of his sweat and eat whatever you want for life. You will instantly lose all excess weight, still won't be as awesome as Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris kills your thread, your computer also dies.
Question about the site: how do I set my calorie deficit to...Chuck Norris. Pretty sure he is eating back his exercise calories.
You get the idea...
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Just two of my favourites.0 -
I've always loved:
Chuck Norris does not do push ups. He pushes the Earth DOWN.0 -
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door!0
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Go to Google.com.
Type "Google Chuck Norris"
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
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Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose0 -
Chuck who?0
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Go to Google.com.
Type "Google Chuck Norris"
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
THIS? This WINS. No. This Chucks.0 -
The Boogy-Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.0
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LOL My Mr. managed to con the guy in the cell phone store into letting his name appear as Chuck Norris when he calls people... it's hilarious.0
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LOL My Mr. managed to con the guy in the cell phone store into letting his name appear as Chuck Norris when he calls people... it's hilarious.
LMAO! Is his ringback tone the sound of a roundhouse kick? If so, I'd know it was fake. Chuck Norris' ringback tone is an actual roundhouse kick.0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag. He potato sacks.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.0
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These are all too funny!! :laugh:0
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I feel kind of left out that I never found the fascination with the ol' Texas Ranger.. :ohwell:0
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It really isn't about him. It is about awesome personified. And awesome personified just happens to mean Chuck Norris...
Plus, I heard that he can hear what we type. Be careful of your words, woman...0 -
My children like to tell people I used to date Chuck Norris and photoshop him into family photos. (I never met him.)0
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