Texts you probably shouldn't send to your S/O

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
"it's been a day of bad decisions"



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  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    "test results came back and you are NOT the father"


    :laugh:
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    It's not you, it's me
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    I think I am pregnant


    worse, he responds that he was fixed years ago
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I have herpes.
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    It's not you, it's me

    OMG..dont ya hate that one? LOL!!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "hey George did you get the pictures"


    "this is Bryan"



    *totally fabricated but I can see it happening.
  • MikeM53082
    MikeM53082 Posts: 1,199 Member
    It's not me, it's YOU
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    "Brett's being a jerk! What are you doing tonight?"



    Sent to Brett. Accidentally. Brett didn't care for it.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    I'm going to tell my husband about us...

    Sent to the husband
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    She is taking the kids to Disney, so you can come over on Wednesday afternoon.
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    he just left, he won't be back until 6
  • sassyshook
    sassyshook Posts: 213 Member
    I am fixing to go off on his *kitten* like a bottle rocket.


    Sent to husband who I was actually talking about going off on.

    True story!! oops!! he didn't take it well, said I was spreading our business.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    How was I supposed to know he was your dad.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    So about that rash...........
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Don't forget the cuffs!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "we need to talk"

    This is never taken well.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Seriously, it's gonna be a tough 3 months. I have to do EVERYTHING and he's a whiny ***** cuz he keeps walking on it and not using his crutches.

    This about my husband meant for my brother!
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    "....but it only cost 985 dollars"
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    "what happened last night cant happen again. Also, you're clean right?"
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Hey don't worry about me getting preggo. That was a joke. I used to be a man.
  • MikeDailyIntake
    MikeDailyIntake Posts: 133
    "Last night was fun, you might want to get tested"
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    Hey don't worry about me getting preggo. That was a joke. I used to be a man.

    Excellent. Bravo
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I swear I will never do it again
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Hey don't worry about me getting preggo. That was a joke. I used to be a man.

    We have a winner!
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    Can't think of anything good...HOWEVER

    A guy that was trying to date me, tried sending me this really sweet Good Morning Text with a cute little picture....what he didn't know was that I could see that I wasn't the only recipient of the text...EPIC FAIL on his part.

    I texted him back and asked, "so I'm guessing if I call the other number ([insert number]) you sent this to, I'll get your ex-girlfriend, right?"

    :laugh: He was so busted!
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    'okay my boyfriend's at work, we have until 5 pm'
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    You should never ever send this text to your ex husband that is meant for your bff. Also bf was only gaming I could have told him and not even sent a text.

    "I think I just got Ryan in trouble with Nadine for texting him so late.He is being weird. Hahahaha"

    Ryan - ex
    Nadine - secret unconfirmed gf/my friend

    Bff and I nearly peed our pants at my foolishness.
  • LisaC1026
    LisaC1026 Posts: 1,203 Member
    "Last night was fun, you might want to get tested"

    bahahaha - that's a great one :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Do you remember what happened last night? My credit card is maxed out, there's underwear in my car and it burns when I pee.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I just met Chris Hansen from Dateline in our babysitters kitchen.
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