WHY?????

Puggy33

Learn to *kitten* on the toilet instead of a diaper! If you weigh yourself before you *kitten*, then you *kitten* in your diaper but never take it off, your scale won't budge.

Sounds like you need to take a load off and relax my friend....Pun intended

BeeElMarvin

What is up with all the toilet threads today?
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Maybe everyone is feeling crappy?! lol!
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Apparently, it is a CRAPtastic day for all!

sinistertitan

Cool story, bro. :laugh:

BrettPGH

Ive never tried eating Goldfish Crackers while taking a ****. I have tried eating a chicken parm hero in the shower though.

I think that makes you my hero...

california_peach

You need to put down the iPad before you step on the scale. Those bad boys weigh a ton.

sunkisses

Maybe you will get a better idea of your loss if you crap directly onto the scale. That's what I do.

I just died laughing out loud.
In public.

CamiXiomara

I took a huge dump this morning....and the scale didn't move AT ALL...

There had to be ATLEAST 2 lbs in there when I was finished...

Oh my, that is hilarious.

KaitieBug

by far best post so far.

rachelleahsmom

Maybe the scale has a steamer sensor.

I think his scale has a BS sensor.

cabaray

You're probably just so full of it, losing some didn't make a difference.

Puggy33

You're probably just so full of it, losing some didn't make a difference.

lol probley should have played some more angry birds and tryed for more huh?

cabaray

You're probably just so full of it, losing some didn't make a difference.

lol probley should have played some more angry birds and tryed for more huh?

I find Facebook more effective.

Arynamber

BAHAHAHA. Was it a floater? Maybe it was large but light?

lipglossjunky73

Hmmm..... I'm wondering if you can describe your poop in more detail? If we were aware of what was in there... Maybe we could help you better? Did it go ploop, or a loud kerplunk? That would be a good first step.... Any back splash?

poisongirl6485

Was there corn in it? That's an important fact.

Puggy33

Hmmm..... I'm wondering if you can describe your poop in more detail? If we were aware of what was in there... Maybe we could help you better? Did it go ploop, or a loud kerplunk? That would be a good first step.... Any back splash?

It was elegant yet subtle, with a hint of cinnamon.

barwood

You are eating way to many calories and fat don't surprise me that you are gaining weight. Slow down dude you are killing yourself.It does not look like you are even trying to watch your calories.

Jeff92se

Trolling adds 3 lbs. True story

FairyMiss

has the age limit here been changed to 12?

barwood

I agree with you
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KelleFlr

Okay, I want to know how many calories I just burned laughing my butt off at all these posts, ROFLMBO!! Great post.
And honestly.. I weigh after I go to the bathroom too. I actually have weighed after a big one and have had the scale show 1/2 to 1 lb difference sometimes. btw I didn't look at your food diary before posting... I was laughing too hard.
Thanks for a great laugh today I needed it.....
excuse me...now I have to use the bathroom lol
K:laugh:

jfinnivan

Maybe it fell on your shoe...

bbabs99

All of the people that are actually giving serious answers to this question amaze me. This is clearly, CLEARLY, a joke. Internet is srs buzness, yo.

woou

c'mon mfp. ignore user button would be awesome.

Puggy33

All of the people that are actually giving serious answers to this question amaze me. This is clearly, CLEARLY, a joke. Internet is srs buzness, yo.

Yea it was an obvious troll like 8 hours ago...I was just making fun of all toilet humor and posts i seen this morning.

And please don't use block me, im worth the friend add I promise. I'm a good guy

Puggy33

c'mon mfp. ignore user button would be awesome.

why you hatin?, I know your profile says you are 80 years old but when you were my age back when dinosaurs still existed you cant tell me you had your share of humor every so often lol