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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Put down your ipad and cheerios, then weigh yourself!
  • kmbrooks15
    kmbrooks15 Posts: 941 Member
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    Sorry, I looked at your journel. You are consistently over your goal. Weightloss does not happen in one day. Going to the bathroom has no effect on the scale. Sorry.
    Well... it has no real effect, but it should definitely have an immediate short-term effect. If you weigh yourself, you are also weighing whatever is in your intestines. So if you weigh yourself immediately before and after, there should be a difference. Maybe poop doesn't weigh all that much...

    Except he said he was eating cheetos while he pooped. Kind of counteracts the pooping, I would think.
  • stresco
    stresco Posts: 354 Member
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    Ive never tried eating Goldfish Crackers while taking a ****. I have tried eating a chicken parm hero in the shower though.
  • mrsredneckmorris
    mrsredneckmorris Posts: 119 Member
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    What is up with all the toilet threads today?
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    Maybe everyone is feeling crappy?! lol!
  • cajunlady56
    cajunlady56 Posts: 151 Member
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    was the scale in the bathroom? maybe it is getting even with you for stinking up the place. LOL
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    There are some things that should never cross the threshold of the bathroom door. Food is one of those things.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Learn to *kitten* on the toilet instead of a diaper! If you weigh yourself before you *kitten*, then you *kitten* in your diaper but never take it off, your scale won't budge.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Maybe you will get a better idea of your loss if you crap directly onto the scale. That's what I do.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Maybe you will get a better idea of your loss if you crap directly onto the scale. That's what I do.

    Preferably use the same scale you measure your food with. They are more accurate. Don't worry about disinfection either. Just crap, wipe it off, and weigh out your lunch for the day.
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
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    You guys are so helpful...I love you lol

    P.S. I will never stop eating cherrios and ipadding during my BM's...Stop hatin lol
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
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    Learn to *kitten* on the toilet instead of a diaper! If you weigh yourself before you *kitten*, then you *kitten* in your diaper but never take it off, your scale won't budge.

    Sounds like you need to take a load off and relax my friend....Pun intended
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    What is up with all the toilet threads today?
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    Maybe everyone is feeling crappy?! lol!
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    Apparently, it is a CRAPtastic day for all!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
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    Cool story, bro. :laugh:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Ive never tried eating Goldfish Crackers while taking a ****. I have tried eating a chicken parm hero in the shower though.

    I think that makes you my hero...
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    You need to put down the iPad before you step on the scale. Those bad boys weigh a ton.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    Maybe you will get a better idea of your loss if you crap directly onto the scale. That's what I do.
    I just died laughing out loud.
    In public.
  • CamiXiomara
    CamiXiomara Posts: 114
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    I took a huge dump this morning....and the scale didn't move AT ALL...

    There had to be ATLEAST 2 lbs in there when I was finished...


    Oh my, that is hilarious.
  • KaitieBug
    KaitieBug Posts: 559 Member
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    by far best post so far.
  • rachelleahsmom
    rachelleahsmom Posts: 442 Member
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    Maybe the scale has a steamer sensor.


    I think his scale has a BS sensor.
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
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    You're probably just so full of it, losing some didn't make a difference.
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