Bcattoes I need help - I just ate fruit
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joejccva71
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I just ate some fruit for lunch, and while I was consuming a splendid mix of melon, strawberries, and kiwi I could feel the insulin spike throughout my body. This caused a tremendous sensation of actual fat flowing through me and heading straight for the fat cells for storage.
Bcatts or anyone else can offer me some assistance with this? The fruit intake is also seriously causing my fat oxidation levels to decrease at an elevated rate.
Should I call someone about this? A nutritionist perhaps? What about a doctor?
I appreciate your help.
Bcatts or anyone else can offer me some assistance with this? The fruit intake is also seriously causing my fat oxidation levels to decrease at an elevated rate.
Should I call someone about this? A nutritionist perhaps? What about a doctor?
I appreciate your help.
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I am sorry, but it sounds to me like this "eating of the fruit" was a terrible idea! Fruit makes people fat. I'm afraid the only way to fix this will be to take some hcg while on a water fast for the next 21 days.0
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Quick, eat some cookies made with stevia then go poop.0
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Plus, all that acid! Quick, go drink some oven cleaner to neutralise it.0 -
I knew the author before I even clicked...0
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Are you nuts? What the hell were you thinking? Nevermind all that. GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM NOW....CALL IN AN AIRLIFT!0
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This made me LOL! :laugh:
BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?
IBTL0 -
It's too late. I'm sorry, but you're doomed to a life of being obese unless you can give up this fruit addiction.0
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This made me LOL! :laugh:
BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?
IBTL
Yes, please contact a cardiologist and drink a bottle of pee ASAP!0 -
Smoke some fun stuff. It will make those insulin levels go down...... :smokin:0
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Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!0
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Pretty sure your best bet is to start a Master Cleanse right now. What were you thinking?!0
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This made me LOL! :laugh:
BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?
IBTL
Yes, please contact a cardiologist and drink a bottle of pee ASAP!
Haha Gigi made a funny!0 -
Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!0
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Best to prepare.
Wait are tomatoes a fruit?0 -
Do a three day water cleanse followed by the new, improved hcg regimen to flush those nasties out. I had a lot of fruit today. I am screwed.0
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Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!
Burn those sugars? You know your body will burn it as soon as you eat it, right (sugar)?0 -
Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....0
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Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....
No, that's lettuce and celery0 -
Bwahahaha! Don't worry, once those carbs are all burnt up, then it will be fats turn, and THEN.....you will feel the rush of the protien burn. Wait, wrong thread. *shrugs*0
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You should be fine if you drink some apple cider vinegar.
Wait. IT'S MADE FROM FRUIT. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.0 -
I had a tagine of lamb with apricots last night. No wonder I am so freakin' fat...0
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You better call 911, this is a blood sugar EMERGENCY!!!!0
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I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload?0
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I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload?0
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I was told that a pound of fruit weighs more than a pound of fat...0
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I was told that a pound of fruit weighs more than a pound of fat...
Are you cereal? Lettuce do the math.0 -
Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....
No, that's lettuce and celery0 -
I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload?
Darn it! and I'm terrified of needles too... This can't go over well..
From this point on.. No more fruit!0 -
Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....
No, that's lettuce and celery
Your sarcasm or mine?0 -
Oh, God. Just reading about all this fruit is making me fat..0
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