Bcattoes I need help - I just ate fruit

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joejccva71
joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
edited October 2024 in Food and Nutrition
I just ate some fruit for lunch, and while I was consuming a splendid mix of melon, strawberries, and kiwi I could feel the insulin spike throughout my body. This caused a tremendous sensation of actual fat flowing through me and heading straight for the fat cells for storage.

Bcatts or anyone else can offer me some assistance with this? The fruit intake is also seriously causing my fat oxidation levels to decrease at an elevated rate.

Should I call someone about this? A nutritionist perhaps? What about a doctor?

I appreciate your help.
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  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I am sorry, but it sounds to me like this "eating of the fruit" was a terrible idea! Fruit makes people fat. I'm afraid the only way to fix this will be to take some hcg while on a water fast for the next 21 days.
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    Quick, eat some cookies made with stevia then go poop.
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
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    Plus, all that acid! Quick, go drink some oven cleaner to neutralise it.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    I knew the author before I even clicked...
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Are you nuts? What the hell were you thinking? Nevermind all that. GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM NOW....CALL IN AN AIRLIFT!
  • lockef
    lockef Posts: 466
    This made me LOL! :laugh:

    BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?

    IBTL
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    It's too late. I'm sorry, but you're doomed to a life of being obese unless you can give up this fruit addiction.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    This made me LOL! :laugh:

    BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?

    IBTL

    Yes, please contact a cardiologist and drink a bottle of pee ASAP!
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Smoke some fun stuff. It will make those insulin levels go down...... :smokin:
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    Pretty sure your best bet is to start a Master Cleanse right now. What were you thinking?!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    This made me LOL! :laugh:

    BTW, I ate some bacon this morning. Is this going to mess up my cholesterol levels?

    IBTL

    Yes, please contact a cardiologist and drink a bottle of pee ASAP!

    Haha Gigi made a funny! =)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!
    forget that...call a 900 number
  • The_Saint
    The_Saint Posts: 358 Member
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    Best to prepare.

    Wait are tomatoes a fruit?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Do a three day water cleanse followed by the new, improved hcg regimen to flush those nasties out. I had a lot of fruit today. I am screwed.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Better call ones of those 800 numbers for you diabetes/insulin testing kids right away!
    forget that...call a 900 number

    Burn those sugars? You know your body will burn it as soon as you eat it, right (sugar)?
  • SueInAz
    SueInAz Posts: 6,592 Member
    Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....

    No, that's lettuce and celery
  • AddA2UDE
    AddA2UDE Posts: 382
    Bwahahaha! Don't worry, once those carbs are all burnt up, then it will be fats turn, and THEN.....you will feel the rush of the protien burn. Wait, wrong thread. *shrugs*
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    You should be fine if you drink some apple cider vinegar.

    Wait. IT'S MADE FROM FRUIT. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I had a tagine of lamb with apricots last night. No wonder I am so freakin' fat...
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    You better call 911, this is a blood sugar EMERGENCY!!!!
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload? :)
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload? :)
    Die? Of course not, that's silly. You'll just become a diabetic.
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    I was told that a pound of fruit weighs more than a pound of fat...
  • lockef
    lockef Posts: 466
    I was told that a pound of fruit weighs more than a pound of fat...

    Are you cereal? Lettuce do the math.
  • SueInAz
    SueInAz Posts: 6,592 Member
    Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....

    No, that's lettuce and celery
    Sarcasm fail. SMH
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    I ate two clementines for lunch and am planning to have an apple with peanut butter in a bit.. Do you guys think I'm going die from sugar overload? :)
    Die? Of course not, that's silly. You'll just become a diabetic.

    Darn it! and I'm terrified of needles too... This can't go over well..

    From this point on.. No more fruit!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Wait, I thought fruit didn't count and has negative calories. Now I'm confused....

    No, that's lettuce and celery
    Sarcasm fail. SMH

    Your sarcasm or mine?
  • sara709
    sara709 Posts: 170 Member
    Oh, God. Just reading about all this fruit is making me fat..
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