Thursday Randomness: Who are YOU in your office setting

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  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
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    I work in a small office...there are 3 other people, sometimes 4 when the agent's wife comes in.

    I'm the quiet, sweethearted single mom...

    My best guy friend works here too...he knows the truth lol
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
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    I am:

    -the guy who is straight forward with patients, and tell them what they need to hear, not want to.
    -the guy whose wife throws the best parties(people are always asking when is the next one)
    -the one who always asks questions(it has to make sense to me also)
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    I am:
    1. The assertive one.......the one people want speaking on their behalf.
    2. The one married to the theologian.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    I am

    1) the boss who will jump all over your *kitten* when you mess up
    2) the boss who will sit with you in the hospital at 2:00 AM when you call and tell me you're kid is sick
    3) buys Roly Poly (or Jimmy Johns) for the office once a month
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I WAS the one that was hired to fire people and clean house (this was not true but I get why they felt that way)

    1. I am the one who loves a wise@ss comment

    2. I am the one that eats tuna 4 times/week and loves spicy food.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    1. the baby
    2. the one who is always singing. always.
    3. invariably answers "fabulous" when asked "how are you".
    4. occasionally skips instead of walks.
    5. usually sneaks off to starbucks in the morning.
    6. always wears headphones because she hates listening to people chew, talk, breathe, etc.
    7. drinks 3 liters of water at her desk. per day.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    I'm
    1) the high-energy, driven, committed, loud, sheer force of nature;
    2) the professor that you can't decide whether you love or hate;
    3) the one everyone wants in charge when there's a crisis


    ^^^^ This is me!!! I couldn't have said it any better myself....
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I am the one and only.

    You can't take that away from me.

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  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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    1. the young one.
    2. the silly one.
    3. the one with extra food in the fridge "Stacy can I have a yogurt, some carrots, some hummus, black bean burger, etc."
    4. the one who spontaneously breaks out in song.
    5. the one who dances in her chair and from the fax machine and back.
    6. the one always with her sneakers with her.
    7. the one the ladies next door always come to for advice about their teens.. even though I'm in my 30s... (I think it's b/c I'm a kid at heart.)
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
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    I'm the young one.

    I'm the most sarcastic/snarky one.

    I'm the "go to for any question on earth" one...."Hey do you know why the sky is blue?"

    I'm the movie and music reference girl.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
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    The one who is smiling bright and early at 6:45am and ALWAYS answers "fantastic" when asked how I'm doing. It drives those who suffer from SUTAS crazy:)
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
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    Jim from the office.
    I'm always playing practical jokes.


    we have a guy we call "repeat" not to his face of course.
    he is an extroverted thinker and can't process things in his mind.
    he has to say them out loud, usually repeatedly.
    so every decision he makes at work, gets ran by you, multiple times.
    so annoying
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
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    1) I am the skinny b!tch that everyone picks on for never eating at Harold's Chicken, JJ Fish, McDonald's, etc
    2) The one my coworkers come to when they are in need of shoulder to cry on.

    Go figure!
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
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    Not working right now but I was always the funny one. ( I specialize in self-deprecating humor.) I am also the one people come to to complain about theri boss, co-worker and Significant other. I'm not sure why because I say things like, " He's the boss you don't have to like it you just have to do it." Sorry, but that's real life. I am also kind of like Cliff Claven from Cheers. I know alot of stuff about a lot of unimportant things. So, the trivia person.
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,360 Member
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    2) The guy who gets along with everyone. Mostly I just joke around a lot to ease the tension because I don't want to be one of those guys who gets shot in his office. :P
    1)This is me too. In my last review my boss wrote, "you are the only person who gets along with everyone" and I did tell one co-worker, "If you come back with a gun someday, remember I was nice to you".
    2)Groovy Granny
    3) the one who does Tai Chi
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I am

    The one that the older ladies seem to have a crush on.
    Practical joker.
    Go to person when the bickering ladies want to vent.
    The one with the most computers and computer screens.
    The computer and printer trouble shooter.
    The coffee connoisseur.
    I used to be the one to make up nicknames for people but that didn't go over so well. We had SlowGary, BitterDebbie, JargonslingerVic, MysteryLinda... no one knew what this lady did for work but she worked in our office...., BitterPat.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    I'm the trivia expert.
    ...the guy with music playing all day.
    ...the guy with the irreverent sense of humor.
    ...the guy that plays devil's advocate .
    ...the smartass.
    ...the oldest .

    I'm also the guy that calls people out on their bullsh*t.
  • megz4987
    megz4987 Posts: 1,008 Member
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    When I worked in the office, I was the young one (me being 23 at the time and the closest age to me was 41), I was the quirky one with all the hats, the sarcastic one, the cold one (always complaining to turn the heat on or the air off, wearing gloves and my jacket in the office).
  • Booboo78
    Booboo78 Posts: 169
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    I'm the quiet geeky sneaky smoker
  • dandrews010
    dandrews010 Posts: 253 Member
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    I am the sarcastic one. The funny one. And by far the least cool one

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