Misheard lyrics

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  • PrincessStubbie
    PrincessStubbie Posts: 109 Member
    John Cougar Melloncamp

    "Sucking on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Free-eze..."

    Me

    "Sucking on chili dogs, outside it tastes free-ee.."


    **I moved to Texas 7 years ago and saw a sign for Tastee Freeze...it clicked, now it makes sense...LOL
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    AC/DC - dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    I always thought it said dirty deeds and the thunder chief

    HAHAHA that's what I thought for the longest time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I thought this too!!!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    This isn't lyrics, but it's still funny
    my boyfriend was playing Killzone 3 and one of the characters said "We're getting torn up!"
    and I thought he said "We're getting porno!"
    it made me giggle.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Slipknot - Sulfur.

    Even though I know the proper lyrics: "It took the Death of Hope to let you go"
    Every time I listen to the song I still hear "I tote the tail the Pope to let you go"

    :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUnwu-X6pk (scroll forward to 2:51 to hear the line in question)
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    I can't stand her but this topic made me think of that old T Mobile commercial with Catherine Zeta Jones.

    "Pour some shook up ramen" :laugh: :laugh:
  • MrsJax11
    MrsJax11 Posts: 354 Member
    "revved up like a douche... another roner in the night." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    that is the first song that came to my mind, too, but I thought it was "wrapped up like a douche under the roller in the night."

    I didn't understand why someone would wrap a douche and put it under a roller, and wasn't sure if it was a hair roller or paint roller.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    When I was a kid

    the Journey song "open arms"

    I thought it was about frosty the snowman.



    "frosty the snowman in open arms" it made no sense.

    OH OH ....my daughter and I sing it "And now I run to you with BROKEN arms!!!" We LOL and she is 24 now :laugh:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    99 Red Balloons. First line. "You and I in a little toy shop..."

    I always thought it was "You and I and a little dachshund." I just pictured a cute couple with a wiener dog. :laugh:

    And I should at least get credit for knowing it's pronounced "dox-hund," and not "dash-hound." :wink: Huge peeve of mine.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I am go thru a 'time' in my life right now. So I find myself changing the lyrics to songs to fit my mood, and get out some anger. Once my windows where open when I inserted a few words the lil ol lady next to me didn't like:blushing:

    So now I have "Gone", "Mean" and "Your a ***** Girl" on my I pod................can play these instead:laugh:
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    "Blinded by the liiiight! Wrapped up like a douche....." WTF?

    I hear the same thing!!!

    Line from Thriller: "you're out of time."
    My daughter sings "you're out of chives."

    hmm i had a reply but click post to early and now i got back to it don't remember what i was gonna say
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    99 Red Balloons. First line. "You and I in a little toy shop..."

    I always thought it was "You and I and a little dachshund." I just pictured a cute couple with a wiener dog. :laugh:

    And I should at least get credit for knowing it's pronounced "dox-hund," and not "dash-hound." :wink: Huge peeve of mine.
    3

    off topic but i am just happy when people don't spell it datsun
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    i was into guns and roses as a teenager. and my dad used to like to change the lyric of paradise city from where the girls are pretty , to where the girls have big titties.


    pretty sure he did it just to drive me crazy
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    I was having an oldies moment and listening to Wizzard - See My Baby Jive when my son comes in from school, hears the music, gives me a sideways glance and in a disgusted voice says "nice song mum!" puzzled I ask what he was on about and he replied "Why would anyone want to watch a baby die?!"

    I havent listened to the song since without hearing his version!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    We Are the Champions:
    real lyrics: "I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls..."
    what I heard: "I've taken my bows, and my candy corn."
  • jfrog123
    jfrog123 Posts: 432 Member
    My favorite is STP Interstate Lovesong "Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake" which is really "Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame". I told this one to my husband and now he's pissed because that is what he hears now instead of the "REAL" lyrics!

    This happened to me with a different song. My friend Jennifer misunderstood the lyrics to Oh oh it's Magic by the Electric Light Orchestra. Ever since then I hear her version whenever I hear that song.

    Actual lyrics: oh, oh, oh, it's magic. Never believe it's not so.

    Misheard lyrics: oh, oh, oh, it's my d*ck. never believe it's not, yo!
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    *****cat Dolls When I Grow Up
    When they sing "I wanna have groupies" (sp?) I thought (and told my stepdaughter), they were saying "I wanna have boobies" :laugh: I like my way better than the actual lyrics.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    *****cat Dolls When I Grow Up
    When they sing "I wanna have groupies" (sp?) I thought (and told my stepdaughter), they were saying "I wanna have boobies" :laugh: I like my way better than the actual lyrics.

    hahaha now I know the real lyrics, I thought it was boobies too haha, I was thinking damn they use anything for lyrics these days.
  • KittyMul
    KittyMul Posts: 74 Member
    "revved up like a douche... another roner in the night." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ...

    These aren't the lyrics?? :blushing:

    Other classics that I STILL get teased for:

    "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll" -ACDC
    became
    "It's a long way to the shop if you wanna a sausage roll" (thanks Dad!)

    "She move in mysterious ways" - U2
    became
    "Shamu! The mysterious whale"

    "You're where you should be all the time,
    and when you're not you're with,
    some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend" (... you're so vain) - Carly Simon
    became
    "You're where you should be all the time,
    and when you're not you're with,
    some underworld spy or the wife of a Postman, wife of a Postman"

    The last one I actually sang out loud unwittingly and made my brother snort coke out his nose. Yeah... I'm bad with lyrics!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Elton John Tiny Dance
    Real Lyrics: The words she knows, the tune she hums
    What I heard: The words, she knows the Jews and Huns.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    "revved up like a douche... another roner in the night." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yep, only I thought it said "wrapped up like a douche"
    Also,
    "Toys and things that come by the dozen
    That ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
    Hey little thing, let me light your CHEMICALS, cause Mama amamamamamamamama around here".....
    Go figure.

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