Misheard lyrics

Kimberly2212

HAHAHA I thought so too !

BuffyEat2Live

"to me it's like I bought a dictionary-" I hear that in the middle of that "kissed by the rose on the grave" song.

Erindipitous

I knew someone who sincerely believed Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" went "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

Pollywog39

seein' it's close to Christmas and all, my 'x' used to sing this line in the famous Sleighride song:

titties up, titties up, titties up, let's go, let's put on a show

(instead of Giddy Up, Giddy Up...........you get the rest


And, since I'm so stinkin' old and remember the BEACH BOYS in the 60's........the song Barbara Ann?

I used to think they were singing "Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob A Wren"

Pollywog39

I knew someone who sincerely believed Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" went "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

that kinda fits, for Elton

boomboom011

from my husband

I believe in miracles. You sexy thang
what he heard:
I believe in malco.

parys1

"revved up like a douche... another roner in the night." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yep, only I thought it said "wrapped up like a douche"
Also,
"Toys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
Hey little thing, let me light your CHEMICALS, cause Mama amamamamamamamama around here".....
Go figure.

Actually, this got me singing the "Blinded by the Light" in the shower this afternoon and I realized I had more wrong than I thought:

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, you know a woman of the night."

I remember years ago thinking that perhaps "douche" was a euphemism for sex trade workers :ohwell:

smae1980

I knew someone who sincerely believed Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" went "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

that's actually from an episode of "Friends"

smae1980

"revved up like a douche... another roner in the night." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

same song, but there was a line that a guy I used to date swore said "the little early birdie gave my *kitten* curly whirly and asked me if I needed a ride" What's with that song? I can't understand most of it and it all sounds pretty dirty...