Yo momma!

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mleoni092708
mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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Oh yes I did!

Yo mama so stupid she thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back. (Submitted by )

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

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  • cairns19
    cairns19 Posts: 33
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    ROFL
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
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    Yo momma so cross-eyed when she cries tears run down her back!!!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    Yo momma is so lazy she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Tell Yo Momma to quit changing lip stick, I'm gettting a rainbow around my..........:bigsmile:
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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    Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
  • ShannonMarie81
    ShannonMarie81 Posts: 88
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    Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind

    Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
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    Yo momma is so ugly, it is now against store policy at WalMart to serve her at the portrait studio as it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment that goes against the Geneva Convention.

    Yo momma is so ugly, it is now against store policy at WalMart to serve her at the portrait studio as it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment that goes against the Geneva Convention.

    Yo momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

    Yo momma is so old, she knew Jesus in the second grade.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    I know a momma, oh and I have a momma. I'm offended by this post! :laugh:
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
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    I know a momma, oh and I have a momma. I'm offended by this post! :laugh:

    I am a momma and I have a momma and I'm offended that you are offended by this post
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    I know a momma, oh and I have a momma. I'm offended by this post! :laugh:

    I am a momma and I have a momma and I'm offended that you are offended by this post

    And you're blonde, so I'll be offended on your behalf in the other thread!
  • kagenw
    kagenw Posts: 260 Member
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    These are awesome!

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