Sorry men...

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  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    Ladies, the only way to settle this is a three event challenge: Mud Wrestling, Pudding Wrestling and Sandwich Building.


    Who will be judging such an epic event?

    I might be to busy helping the girls stretch
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I'm offended because this entire thread categorically denigrated all men with it's subject title.

    All men are not sorry. Some are good.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Ladies, the only way to settle this is a three event challenge: Mud Wrestling, Pudding Wrestling and Sandwich Building.
    Who will be judging such an epic event?
    I might be to busy helping the girls stretch
    I got a friend that can help with the judging.

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  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I'm offended because this entire thread categorically denigrated all men with it's subject title.

    All men are not sorry. Some are good.
    Punctuation matters:

    He came. In my face there was suprise. I really wanted him to be there!
  • courtclerkkris
    courtclerkkris Posts: 173 Member
    Well I put supper in the crock pot this morning before I left for work. So I guess in all fairness and keeping with the "tradition" I will let hubbie take it out of the crock pot and serve it up for me!!!:laugh:
  • KMSForLife
    KMSForLife Posts: 577 Member
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    I'm voting for the one with the gun . . .
  • JustEllieK
    JustEllieK Posts: 423 Member
    I'm offended because this entire thread categorically denigrated all men with it's subject title.

    All men are not sorry. Some are good.

    Haha no! Sorry men....doesn't imply men are sorry...means...I'm sorry men:)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I'm voting for the one with the gun . . .


    Where's she gonna keep that gun in her bikini?
  • My wife had a big lunch and isn't feeling well, so she went straight to bed to take a nap.

    So off the hook. :)
  • CastleMadeOfSand
    CastleMadeOfSand Posts: 432 Member
    I would cook for her if she didn't get home at 12 AM tonight...

    Btw just to everyone going on about sexism, let me say this: Feminism is about CHOICE. So if the woman in the relationship just happens to be the one cooking more often than not because of preference of circumstance--who cares! As long as both parties are happy with this situation. Otherwise, you're just reversing the sexism.

    My best friend Brian is a complete 100% southern man. Works on the cars, votes conversative blah blah, but is the cook for every single meal. It's just about choice.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    I'm this way too.... but my hubby likes to help out and cook sometime... It is so hard for me to just stay out of it and let him....
    no way. the kitchen is my domain.
    and my knives are sharp, so he best keep out.
  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    My GF stop speaking to me earlier in the week so I guess I'm off the hook
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Ladies, the only way to settle this is a three event challenge: Mud Wrestling, Pudding Wrestling and Sandwich Building.
    I thought this was the standard procedure for resolving all conflicts between women.:huh:
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    This or a pillow fight in pigtails and nighties. Whatever you prefer.

    I didnt feel like cooking tonight anyways.... who wants to come cook me some dinner? make it snappy!
  • CastleMadeOfSand
    CastleMadeOfSand Posts: 432 Member
    Ladies, the only way to settle this is a three event challenge: Mud Wrestling, Pudding Wrestling and Sandwich Building.
    I thought this was the standard procedure for resolving all conflicts between women.:huh:
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    This or a pillow fight in pigtails and nighties. Whatever you prefer.

    I didnt feel like cooking tonight anyways.... who wants to come cook me some dinner? make it snappy!
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    I realize this is wholly predictable, but I do :p
  • Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh. My super awesome wife made me chicken burritos. Which I devoured in a matter of seconds. Then I gave her a pat on the butt, a kiss on the lips, and off she went to work. Now I'll take care of the two kids while I sip on rum for the remainder of the evening. When she gets home, I'll have a quiet house waiting for her, as well as a 12 pack of some sort of devil's brew. I might even do a load of laundry and clean the kitchen floor. Life is good! :drinker:
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I dd. it's in my diary. I'm alone but it still counts!
  • JustEllieK
    JustEllieK Posts: 423 Member
    I dd. it's in my diary. I'm alone but it still counts!

    Haha good one!
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    I cook on 24 days a month anyway.. glad it fell on one :)
  • MîîśÊmÿłõü
    MîîśÊmÿłõü Posts: 285 Member
    I'm going to make a note to tell her to make me a sammich.

    You sound exactly like my husband LOL
  • Izable2011
    Izable2011 Posts: 755 Member
    Darnit! Why did I just find this out?! lol :laugh:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    New York Cheesecake - served with a smile and not much else

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  • jenscot25
    jenscot25 Posts: 124 Member
    I drank my dinner last night. Wonder if my husband mixed a drink for me at all? He can't cook for *kitten* anyway so not too bummed.:drinker:
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    I just ran this past the OH. Sufficed to say I am about to go and get the dinner on, cannot elaborate on exact conversation or thread will be locked. (I did just make him come out on a run with me and he has just tidied up) ;-)
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    I cook every night, whens national I cook for once for women day?
  • JustEllieK
    JustEllieK Posts: 423 Member
    Darnit! Why did I just find this out?! lol :laugh:

    LOL!
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