Most Embarassing Moments!

odusgolp

I'm freaking bored... and working the front desk b/c the receptionist is sick, so I have no work to be done.

Entertain me with stories of your idiocracy? Pretty please? With garlic mashed potatoes on top?

AZTrailRunner

I was following my wife in her car from the dealership. I was sitting in traffic behind her at the light. She was watching me in her side mirror. Being a clown, I leaned partly our of the window, rubbed my nipple as I licked my lips... over-seductively! Within a few seconds I heard hoards of laughter..... I didn't realize I was one lane away from a school bus full of High School students. Oops. :blushing:

odusgolp

I sincerely wish I were on that bus *LOL*

jr1985

Last year I was on an inaugural cruise with my sister the travel agent, and all of her co-workers... I tried riding the flo-rider... surfing on the cruise ship... I was so jerky but managed to stay up for a while... Then crashed so hard that my boob popped all the way out of my swimsuit and flashed EVERYONE including all of her co-workers... while trying to tuck the girls back in, I also lost my balance, and slid into and tripped the instructor... I'm bored too! tell us your stories people

odusgolp

Last year I was on an inaugural cruise with my sister the travel agent, and all of her co-workers... I tried riding the flo-rider... surfing on the cruise ship... I was so jerky but managed to stay up for a while... Then crashed so hard that my boob popped all the way out of my swimsuit and flashed EVERYONE including all of her co-workers... while trying to tuck the girls back in, I also lost my balance, and slid into and tripped the instructor... I'm bored too! tell us your stories people

Boobs being out ALWAYS has an upside

odusgolp

Here's one I've shared here before:

Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing. How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on. But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.

Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!

msqdpie

Bump! :laugh:

taso42

When I had my first bike, I couldn't figure out why it quit running, so I had it towed to the shop. Turns out the gas was low. The fix was to turn the fuel petcock to "Reserve" (or to add more gas).

Then this other time, years later, I insisted on riding to work on a snowy day. "As long as I make it out of the driveway, it's smooth sailing from there"... yeah, well this happened.



It's amazing I've made it this far in life.

odusgolp

When I had my first bike, I couldn't figure out why it quit running, so I had it towed to the shop. Turns out the gas was low. The fix was to turn the fuel petcock to "Reserve" (or to add more gas).

Then this other time, years later, I insisted on riding to work on a snowy day. "As long as I make it out of the driveway, it's smooth sailing from there"... yeah, well this happened.



It's amazing I've made it this far in life.

I so love you *LOL* Do not bike in the snow!

vim_n_vigor

Last winter I had to pull the van out of the garage before the babysitter came over so I wouldn't get blocked in. Did I mention no coffee yet? I hit a patch of ice and tore off the front panel of the van and the woodword on the garage. Oops....

Shanna_Inc86

There are too many to remember throughout my life...

Recent ones....taking my daughter for a walk and ripping the @ss out of my pants...
Ripping the FRONT of my pants from zipper to knee in front of about 20 people...

OH Losing my balance recently at a night club and falling down...in front of a guy that I use to have the biggest crush on and yea he's still sexy as hell...I wanted to die!!

bry_all01

one time at a night club, I was dancing on the bar and the skirt I was wearing ripped all the way up in the back..... I kept dancing, because I loved to dance and because I was slightly inebriated and didn't realize until later that I could have twisted the skirt to the side and not have flashed my *kitten* to the entire packed bar.....


and a separate time at a different club, I was dancing in this band-aid type dress and the guy dancing behind me must have accidentally tugged on the side, because all of the sudden, I was baring my chest to everyone in front of me. Awesome.

starracer23

I really don't have any yet....I tend to just laugh at myself when I do stupid things

Drunkadelic

ugh so many... where do I start?

Okay - the one that still haunts me to this day: Freshman year of college we went to a fraternity party where we played "the dating game." Long story short, my dumba** freshman self ended up drunk, on stage, on her knees, "eating" a banana whole (if you know what I mean). Apparently I desperately needed attention? ugh. Then, I find out senior year that they have it on video. Facepalm.

It gets better. A lot of the people I work with went to my college. One of them was in said fraternity. Therefore, everyone I work with knows about this. Needless to say, I can no longer eat bananas in the office without being harrassed. So. Flippin. Embarrassing. :embarassed:

odusgolp

ugh so many... where do I start?

Okay - the one that still haunts me to this day: Freshman year of college we went to a fraternity party where we played "the dating game." Long story short, my dumba** freshman self ended up drunk, on stage, on her knees, "eating" a banana whole (if you know what I mean). Apparently I desperately needed attention? ugh. Then, I find out senior year that they have it on video. Facepalm.

It gets better. A lot of the people I work with went to my college. One of them was in said fraternity. Therefore, everyone I work with knows about this. Needless to say, I can no longer eat bananas in the office without being harrassed. So. Flippin. Embarrassing. :embarassed:

You should be proud of this... ;-)

nygiantschick

I used to work for an insurance company. A customer came in to report a crack in his windshield. When I stood up he says "ma'am you have a slit in your skirt" I said no "it's a wrap skirt so it just looks that way". He says "uh...no...it's a slit in the back of your skirt". I reach back there and it's a GAPING HOLE where the seam totally ripped open (how did I not feel that). Coincidentally, I had on my brand new pair of thong underwear (of which my mother lovingly asked me when I bought them- "whose gonna see your underwear anyway"). Well Mom guess what.... The customer got a two for one crack deal that day!!!

nygiantschick

When I had my first bike, I couldn't figure out why it quit running, so I had it towed to the shop. Turns out the gas was low. The fix was to turn the fuel petcock to "Reserve" (or to add more gas).

Then this other time, years later, I insisted on riding to work on a snowy day. "As long as I make it out of the driveway, it's smooth sailing from there"... yeah, well this happened.



It's amazing I've made it this far in life.

I've always wondered who rides their bike in the snow.....IT"S BEEN YOU ALL THE TIME!!!! lol- happy you lived to tell the story my friend- stay safe I love bikers!!

mmuzzatti

Not mine but a shocker for my wife. We where at a party and she was sitting down and I was behind her. I had my hand on her should and she was holding it. She let go of it for a second and I grabbed my buddies hand and put it on her should. She grabbed it thinking it was mine and then I made my way to the other side of the room. She was sitting there rubbing his hand when she looked over tome a waved to me. She then jumped off her chair not knowing who's hand she was holding. I peed my pants!

crystalslight

I'm always doing or saying embarrassing things. Most recent:
Was trying on costumes. Found a bee costume that the skirt lighted up. I went to a worker and asked "How do you turn yourself on?"
The look on her face alerted me that I had said something wrong. Not to mention it was packed with people. So there was alot of giggles.
By the way I rocked my hooker bee outfit LOL