Pranks

PanteraGirl

So I wake up today slightly hung over to my hubby asking me how I slept...I said fine other than the fact that he stole the covers all night....He looked at me with a straight face and told me that I must have slept great because today was Saturday....I laughed and said whatever cuz its Friday....He was so convincing I went for my phone....it said Saturday. I went for his phone...and that said Saturday too.....I'm thinking WTF.....LOL Then got pissed of cuz he let me sleep Friday away....and I was stressing cuz I had a work deadline I was supposed to send....Well eventually he told me it was really Friday.....EVIL....LOL

What kinda pranks do you guys play...I need ideas to get him back!!!

He also likes to put an elastic on the veggie sprayer in the kitchen so when I turn the water on its pointed right at me...and wet I get!!!

I need to get him back!

drpurl

Ha ha. I have no ideas but that is funny.

SergeantSunshine_reused

I have always wanted to make a caramel apple... but use an onion instead :laugh:

BecTech

I like to put teabags in the tank of the toilet.
So every time you flush BAM. Tea in your water.
Okay maybe I find this amusing..more than pranking..XD

jbdowns35

Wait til he's in the shower & pour an ice cold picture of water on him over the top of the shower doors. It's very shocking, but harmless since he's in the hot shower. Funny as hell, too. We now have to keep the bathroom door locked during showers.

nothingisred

My brother and his housemates at uni are always playing pranks on each other. One went away for the weekend so they blew up loads of balloons and filled his entire room to the point where you couldn't get into the room. Another time they wrapped everything in a housemate's room in tin foil.

My cousin also told me about her friend who did a similar thing but filled all of the surfaces and the floors in the room with paper cups filled with water.

PanteraGirl

Wait til he's in the shower & pour an ice cold picture of water on him over the top of the shower doors. It's very shocking, but harmless since he's in the hot shower. Funny as hell, too. We now have to keep the bathroom door locked during showers.

LMAO....I'm so going to do that this weekend....hahahaha Love it!

Bonita_Lynne_58

Wait til he's in the shower & pour an ice cold picture of water on him over the top of the shower doors. It's very shocking, but harmless since he's in the hot shower. Funny as hell, too. We now have to keep the bathroom door locked during showers.

My hubby and I have done that to each other many years ago. Thanks! Brought back some memories.

jlzrdking

Take the shower head off and load it with kool-aid

PanteraGirl

Take the shower head off and load it with kool-aid

Thats a good idea...LOL But my shower head is weird...I wouldn't know how to take it off!! LOL

stephr2014

I've sewed my sister to the sheets (sewed her pajamas all around) so when she woke up in the morning she couldn't move. :laugh:

stresco

A long time ago, I logged into one of my coworkers computer and changed all the paths to their desktop shortcuts to porn sites.

ProudDaddy

WOW He is good lol..I got nuthin lol..

ProudDaddy

Try comering a doorway completely with saran wrap..He will run right into it

2bFitNTrim

Things I've done: super glued hub's body wash so it doesn't open, rubber snake in his underwear drawer, and putting his car radio on a country music station with the volume up loud (he hates country music).

dandur

Try comering a doorway completely with saran wrap..He will run right into it

And to add another layer of funny: Smear it very lightly with vaseline.

NiciS72

A few things come to mind:

1. get a hold of his cell phone and change the names of his contacts around and/or put on crazy A** pictures
2. Change his ringtone to something like I WILL SURVIVE
3. If he's regular about his business plan to put saran wrap on the toilet under the seat-HILARIOUS!
4. sign him up for e-mail sights mostly aimed at women-this will drive him nuts!
5. If you are pc savvy change the keyboard keys to type something other than what they do

Good luck!

Tegan74

I know someone who turned the hot water off AT the hot water heater. A shower curtain got destroyed, just fair warning.

I handed the guy I'm living with a slotted spoon for gravy (he didnt notice til he tried to use it)

I hid his smokes, but just under the throw thats always on the couch, so he'd think he did it.

Vaseline under the car doors, vaseline on doors in the house

Food dye in shampoo or body wash (ok, so thats up there with nair in shampoo. only pull that out if its all out war)

salt in the sugar ~ sugar in the salt

Change the size of the icons on his computer

Qarol

I don't have a sense of humor for pranks...husband knows this. He likes sex too much to attempt one...

chocolateandvodka

ah yes. i once recorded us having sex and changed his ringtone to that.

one i ALWAYS did was put my hands in the freezer or run them under ice cold water, sneak up behind him, and put them on his lower back or neck haha! always got a reaction...

tied his shoelaces together. (while he was wearing them, or all the ones in the closet while he wasn't)

sprayed cheap perfume on ALL his work clothes. (this was after a heated argument that i lost)

saran wrap under the toilet seat is hilarious, but only if you know he'll clean it up. that is not a fun mess to clean.

i've turned the hot water off from the valve in the garage while he was mid-shower.

changed the language on his phone to something neither of us spoke.

etcetera....