I wish I had an elephant

stampede55

to ride on. I would leave it's poop all over the street.

La_Amazona

i want to ride a camel.

stampede55

It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.

judith3

I wish i had a panda and a monkey ooo and a turtle and horse and pig and dog and a dolphin! but most of all i want a turtle eh screw it i want a farm but my mom will only let me have a fish :grumble:

La_Amazona

It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.

2 please!

stampede55

Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

stampede55

It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.

2 please!

Perfect....can you imagine riding a 1 hump camel :noway:

_Ben

A large dog/wolf. Always wanted to ride a dog like a horse

La_Amazona

in front or behind the hump.. or else, it'd hurt.

judith3

Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

He does not but he does enjoy eating like a pig so i guess that counts for something

judith3

Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

stampede55

Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

He does not but he does enjoy eating like a pig so i guess that counts for something

That's sort of like having two animals.....I think.

stampede55

A large dog/wolf. Always wanted to ride a dog like a horse

What if you dressed a horse up like a dog and rode it?

stampede55

Why am I suddenly thinking only of dressing animals as other animals? That, and how to effectively ride a one hump camel....

La_Amazona

Oh I was thinking...

I'd like to ride a big pig too.

stampede55

Oh I was thinking...

I'd like to ride a big pig too.

How big? It would probably smell like poo

La_Amazona

i'm okay with the smell... for the ride! pretty big, not like a little pig. i'd break him! those scary ones at the zoo are cute! he'd wobble about while I try to hold on. i'm dead serious.

i rode an elephant before. it was fun. oh and a dolphin as well. weeeee

stampede55

Riding a dolphin would be awesome! If I rode a pig, I would use it's ears as handles. I rode an elephant once, it was fun but smelled of dung. If I had to choose....I would wear armor and ride a bear.

La_Amazona

what if he stood up?

starracer23

I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!

stampede55

what if he stood up?

........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

stampede55

I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!

I just googled an ossicone....I learnt something today!

La_Amazona

what if he stood up?

........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.

starracer23

I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!

I just googled an ossicone....I learnt something today!

google = learning fun for all

stampede55

what if he stood up?

........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.

Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!

La_Amazona

what if he stood up?

........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.

Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!

lots of clashing and crashing sounds, that armor would be doing!

chocolateandvodka

i personally would rather have a monkey. i hear they throw their feces at people. that would be much more entertaining to watch.

stampede55

i personally would rather have a monkey. i hear they throw their feces at people. that would be much more entertaining to watch.

Especially if you could train them to take out unsuspecting civilians. Drive-by pooing!

stampede55

what if he stood up?

........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.

Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!

lots of clashing and crashing sounds, that armor would be doing!

Ha! This mental picture amuses me!

Katefab26

I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...

stampede55

I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...

....and then he eats your face off!!! Having a pet lion would be pretty sweet. You'd have to be his lioness or else he'd sit in the back yard and starve to death.