I didn't die.

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  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    Well duh, it's because you had DIET soda. Diet soda cancels out all calories of the food you consume. I thought everyone knew that.

    Then McDonald's is safe for everyone who orders a large diet soda with their supersized meal?? :-P
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    HOLY HOTDOGS BATMAN!!!!! Does that mean that reguardless Im screwed???.....
    Okay if hotdogs kill you I dont think I want to know what the sausage link I ate the other day is going to do to me......:ohwell:

    Kill you, build a time machine, get in time machine, go back in time, and kill you again. Duh.
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    Well duh, it's because you had DIET soda. Diet soda cancels out all calories of the food you consume. I thought everyone knew that.

    Then McDonald's is safe for everyone who orders a large diet soda with their supersized meal?? :-P


    Yes exactly. I thought this was common knowledge? HAHAHA
  • cpegasus01
    cpegasus01 Posts: 400 Member
    Studies show that 100% of people who eat hotdogs, die.

    lmao!!! :laugh:
  • Uerzer
    Uerzer Posts: 273
    Studies show that 100% of people who eat hotdogs, die.
    Lol!!
    100% of People who eat healthy die as well :laugh:

    Studies show that 100% of people who eat, die.
    But, presumably at a slower rate and leave a better looking corpse - and who doesn't want to look their best dead?

    Nope, sir... It just seems longer.
    :flowerforyou:
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    Brilliant. Love the thread!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Thanks alot Uerzer now I WANT PANCAKES!!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    You died, you just haven't realized it yet. :D
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Forget the stinkin' hotdog, that PANCAKE POSTER here is killin' me!


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................pan-a-cakes............................
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I consumed a hot dog AND a diet soda yesterday and I didn't die, get fat, or grow any extra limbs. Just an "fyi".

    I thought it was only if you ate after midnight.


    that's only if you eat after midnight AND get wet at the same time.... then, its instant explosion! :tongue:
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Great. What am I supposed to do with my "Guns don't kill people, Hot Dogs do" T-Shirt now?
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    Karma will come...................and make you eat a salad. Then you'll regret it.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Hot dogs are almost vegetarian.....it<s made of part the animals dont really need anyway
  • erinkeely4
    erinkeely4 Posts: 408 Member
    I ate 754 calories worth of candy on Halloween.... and I survived. Just barely.
  • jasmineheaven
    jasmineheaven Posts: 189
    Why would you risk possibly losing your life?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Studies show that 100% of people who eat hotdogs, die.
    Lol!!
    100% of People who eat healthy die as well :laugh:

    But, presumably at a slower rate and leave a better looking corpse - and who doesn't want to look their best dead?

    A closed casket funeral allows you to really trash yourself before you sign off. Just make sure you're drinking 64 oz of water a day or your kidneys will implode and you'll shrivel up like fruit leather.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Great. What am I supposed to do with my "Guns don't kill people, Hot Dogs do" T-Shirt now?

    Keep it, frame it. Now its vintage art.
  • k2d4p
    k2d4p Posts: 441 Member
    It takes 3 days to kill you.
    No -- I think it's seven days.

    ring_7.jpg

    Now I will have nightmares again from this dang movie. Thanks.:angry:
  • ProudDaddy
    ProudDaddy Posts: 80 Member
    As long as 1 hot dog doesnt lead to another..and another...It wont kill you:smile:
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