Really? Gay Penguins?

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Reminds me of a stand up Ellen did one time...Why is it that talk of homosexuality always leads to arguements about beastiality? :huh:

    Seriously though. Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in ONE.

    Food for thought. :flowerforyou:
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I don' blame them. Girl penguins are beeotches!!!!!!
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/45227533#45227533

    So... the guys are hanging out. And that makes them gay? *LOL*
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    So... the plethora of dogs humping cats proves that bestiality is natural. Spread the news!!!!!

    No, bestiality is human / non human.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I've long suspected it.Gay animals in interspecies relationships. Look at Tennesee Tuxedo and Chumley, oldest openly gay couple I can think of. They were out long before Bert and Ernie spiced up Sesame Street.
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I've long suspected it.Gay animals in interspecies relationships.

    You think that's bad? What about Bugs Bunny dressing up as a chick and trying to seduce Elmer? That is all kinds of wrong...

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I've long suspected it.Gay animals in interspecies relationships.

    You think that's bad? What about Bugs Bunny dressing up as a chick and trying to seduce Elmer? That is all kinds of wrong...

    6-girls-who-should-play-cartoons-15-300-75.jpg

    At least in Elmers case he has documentation that it was the rabbit that came on to him! :laugh:
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member


    So... the plethora of dogs humping cats proves that bestiality is natural. Spread the news!!!!!

    no, actually, all that the dogs humping the cats proves is that the dogs are asserting dominance over the cats. they're not actually showing mating behaviours, there is no mating intent nor drive.

    with the penguins, however, they are showing mating intent as well as mating drive. and it's not just in captivity - though naturally that's where we humans see it - out in the wild, homosexual penguin couples will still try to hatch an egg. and while, from what we've observed, these are mostly "hysterical pregnancies" where a rock is treated like an egg; there have been documented instances of the reproductive drive being so strong that they will attempt to steal an egg from another male who is not paying attention.

    Put down the goat, Earl. No, no.... don't worry. We'll have our day.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    I've long suspected it.Gay animals in interspecies relationships. Look at Tennesee Tuxedo and Chumley, oldest openly gay couple I can think of. They were out long before Bert and Ernie spiced up Sesame Street.
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    I keep coming back to laugh at this. Thank you.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Then there is the angle of captivity.

    I watched two male bottlenose dolphins in captivity with obvious erections attempting to consummate the affair.

    The females in the facility were in the same water, but separated from the males by fences. It would be possible for the two groups to communicate by sound, and presumably by scent. But the males spent quite some time attempting to find the correct orifice on each other, without any apparent anger and with no immediate attempt to escape the attention.

    Kind of like in prison. By choice, or necessity?
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Dogs will hump cats and other dogs as a sign of domination.
    Probably like when the newbie goes to prison and gets "broken in'
    You don't really think everyone in prison is gay, right? Its just a way to show who is boss.
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    Dogs will hump cats and other dogs as a sign of domination.
    Probably like when the newbie goes to prison and gets "broken in'
    You don't really think everyone in prison is gay, right? Its just a way to show who is boss.

    Maybe the penguin was just showing who's boss?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Someone better call the Westboro Baptist Church. This may get out of hand.

    Right, because we really need happy feet 3 boycotted!
    I think most sequels should be boycotted.
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