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justanotherteenagemom
justanotherteenagemom Posts: 63 Member
edited October 5 in Chit-Chat
what's the best pick up line you've ever heard/used?

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  • LiL_MisS_C
    LiL_MisS_C Posts: 332 Member
    Haha...I will never forget this one! I was sitting on a stool overlooking the bar and this guy looks at me and does a double take and says "Man, and I thought I was good looking!" Lmao. I laughed so hard. :laugh:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    Haha...I will never forget this one! I was sitting on a stool overlooking the bar and this guy looks at me and does a double take and says "Man, and I thought I was good looking!" Lmao. I laughed so hard. :laugh:
    I think I should write that one down.
  • krypt5
    krypt5 Posts: 243 Member
    Your father might be a terrorist, because you are the BOMB!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.

    I think that one would get a laugh. Not sure it would get you anywhere though.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    best used on me was " when you taking me out" by a girl i used to work with i was a senior in high school and she was a junior in college so i felt special lol..

    and i've been known to use that line myself :P
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    I think next time I am going to try," Hi, I am on MFP and my user name is Tiggerrick".
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    I had a lady tell me "So, what else can you do with that deep voice of yours? Do you know how to hum?"

    I just said, yeah its one of my wifes favorite things !
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    :laugh: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

    :laugh: I like that one!
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    meat burglar? wtf?? lol
  • Shannonigans84
    Shannonigans84 Posts: 693 Member
    I don't think anyone has used a pick up line on me... :cry:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    meat burglar? wtf?? lol

    It was from a movie called The Ladies Man based on an SNL character.
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    meat burglar? wtf?? lol

    It was from a movie called The Ladies Man based on an SNL character.
    dammit. that's on my list of movies to see eventually. loved the skit.

    OK you get a pass (on this one) lol
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Hi, I have big feet.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

    :laugh: I like that one!

    Really hate to admit it...I like it to!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Hi, I have big feet.

    ROFLMAO:laugh:
  • RunLiftEat
    RunLiftEat Posts: 213 Member
    You are sweet like a glazed doughnut, but you would be better cream filled.
  • LiL_MisS_C
    LiL_MisS_C Posts: 332 Member
    You are sweet like a glazed doughnut, but you would be better cream filled.


    Wow, that's SOOO wrong on so many levels ! :noway:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    You are sweet like a glazed doughnut, but you would be better cream filled.

    Hahaaaaaaa funny!!!
  • thinkingthingirl
    thinkingthingirl Posts: 153 Member
    Hello, my name is fred flinstone and i can make your bed rock :)

    I lold!!!!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. :laugh:
  • dandrews010
    dandrews010 Posts: 253 Member
    Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special.
  • kyle4jem
    kyle4jem Posts: 1,400 Member
    "he's too sexy for your own good"... as said about me by my now husband in a public chatroom on Gaydar.

    I had to IM him after he said that and so we arranged to meet and instantly fell in love :blushing:

    That was five years ago tomorrow... our 1st wedding anniversary :love: :flowerforyou:
  • BigH80
    BigH80 Posts: 280 Member
    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Enough to break the ice.

    Girl you are so fine, I would drink the bath water you pooted in. (lmao)

    Girl I know your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my kind all day.

    The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    I'm sure I can think of more. Inwas actually thinking of starting a thread like this the other day.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    Your father might be a terrorist, because you are the BOMB!

    AHHAH I've had this used on me. It was hilarious.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    Hi, I have big feet.

    ROFLMAO:laugh:

    LOL!
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    I think next time I am going to try," Hi, I am on MFP and my user name is Tiggerrick".
    B-b-b-but this isn't a dating site!!!!11
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