Are we in trouble???

pipinana

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your *kitten* at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

:laugh: :laugh: MY BOSS JUST SENT THIS TO ME... HAHAHAHAHAHHAA:laugh: :laugh: , AND YES, i TOTALLY AM SITTING AT MY COMPUTER READING JOKES!! :blushing:

pipinana

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your *kitten* at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

:laugh: :laugh: MY BOSS JUST SENT THIS TO ME... HAHAHAHAHAHHAA:laugh: :laugh: , AND YES, i TOTALLY AM SITTING AT MY COMPUTER READING JOKES!! :blushing:

Jackie_W

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm also sitting on my butt reading jokes - so there's no hope for us at all :laugh:

schoonmp

That was a good one. I laughed out loud at work. I'm doing the same thing you're doing. I better get back to work before I get in trouble.
Pam

AugustBaby1973

:laugh: Now THAT was funny! Thank you for starting off my morning on a funny note!!! :flowerforyou:

Phoenix_Rising

Totally forwarding to my coworkers. :laugh:

sarabear

We are screwed!:laugh: Good one! Totally copy and pasting that one!

mommared53

That is so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I forwarded it to my supervisor and a few other people. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Summarain

That was a good one. I laughed out loud at work. I'm doing the same thing you're doing. I better get back to work before I get in trouble.
Pam

DITTO!!! :laugh: