My favorite joke!

heal4444

A patient went to the doctor and had a long list of complaints. After awhile, the doctor wrote up a Rx for 8 different types of pills.

The doctor said to him, "Hmmm, this is serious, :frown: this is serious. You need to follow my advice and take these 8 pills for the rest of your life."

The patient was shocked he went from taking no pills to having to take 8 pills everyday for the rest of his life.

"Doctor, am I going to live? Am I going to be ok? How long do I have?"

"Just take these 8 pills, The yellow one first thing in the morning. The pharmacist will give you a complete schedule. Take 1 of them every couple of hours a day with a glass of water."

"But Doctor, :noway: 8?!!!!" "What's wrong with me?! Should I tell my wife? She'll be so alarmed. What am I going to tell her?"

"Yes, you'll be fine. It's a Rx for sugar pills. A placebo. You're not drinking enough water."

heal4444

A patient went to the doctor and had a long list of complaints. After awhile, the doctor wrote up a Rx for 8 different types of pills.

The doctor said to him, "Hmmm, this is serious, :frown: this is serious. You need to follow my advice and take these 8 pills for the rest of your life."

The patient was shocked he went from taking no pills to having to take 8 pills everyday for the rest of his life.

"Doctor, am I going to live? Am I going to be ok? How long do I have?"

"Just take these 8 pills, The yellow one first thing in the morning. The pharmacist will give you a complete schedule. Take 1 of them every couple of hours a day with a glass of water."

"But Doctor, :noway: 8?!!!!" "What's wrong with me?! Should I tell my wife? She'll be so alarmed. What am I going to tell her?"

"Yes, you'll be fine. It's a Rx for sugar pills. A placebo. You're not drinking enough water."

superduperbandnerd

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ethan19blue

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I need some pills!

get_fit2009

Doh! :laugh: