Can I eat a healthy snack if I wanna stay fat?

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hi, I've been working hard and stuffing my face and getting as fat as possible. Today I have a craving for a 4 oz chicken breast and some broccoli. But I don't want to ruin all my hard work of becoming the fattest me I can be. If I eat the healthy snack, will I undo my progress and become lean? I would hate to have to start over...
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  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    There is a really good chance - unless you deep fry it all in between twinkies :)
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    It doesn't have enough carbs in it. you need carbs or you will get skinny regardless of what you eat.
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Don't do itttttttt!!! Step away from the chicken breast slowly with your hands in the air!
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Don't do itttttttt!!! Step away from the chicken breast slowly with your hands in the air!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Yes it will!! DONT DO IT!!!! And remember to drink up your diet soda because we all know it keeps people fat
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    not worth it man, not worth it!!
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
    Sure, you can eat the healthy snack! Just triple or quadruple the serving size and wash it down with soda and maybe a milkshake. Now that's what I call wholesome.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    But will I only be cheating myself?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    put it down, and back away. Now. Call the pizza delivery man.....
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Maybe wrap it in bacon, deep fry it, and add the broccoli to a cup of Ranch dressing? I mean, really, that one healthy "cheat" could TOTALLY derail your fat-loving lifestyle.
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    :laugh: If you just have to have it, at least dip the Chicken in milk chocolate and roll it in crushed pecans before you fry it!! And be sure to dip the broccoli in Milk Chocolate!! It will be delicious!!!
    :drinker: ROFLM*O!!!
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
    only if you pair it with an unhealthy snack to balance out.. where's that cheesecake that you were talking about?!
  • Arabian♥Breeze
    Arabian♥Breeze Posts: 323
    Umm I really hope your joking. Why would anyone want to be fat?

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  • fakeplastictree
    fakeplastictree Posts: 834 Member
    Oh you slay me. hahahaha
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    I wouldn't do it man. You'll go into a tail spin and be eating healthy all the time, and you certainly don't want that.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    Yes, you will only be cheating yourself. Think about all the guilt and horrible regrets you will have. Will completely halt your progress.
    Just because everyone else thinks they need it does not mean you do.
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    It's just more calories so yeah, it'll help you stay fat.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    There has GOT to be a vending machine near by. Don't give into the chicken!
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    Don't do it!!! Step away from the broccoli!!!!
  • StrengthIsBeautiful
    StrengthIsBeautiful Posts: 303 Member
    You might be able to get away with it just once if you hit the couch immediately after ingestion and don't move for the next 72 hours. Keep a urinal and a big bag of chips beside you for the duration.
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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Someone call Ronald McDonald ASAP were losing him,we need a intervention!!!!
  • hottottie11
    hottottie11 Posts: 907 Member
    Hi, I've been working hard and stuffing my face and getting as fat as possible. Today I have a craving for a 4 oz chicken breast and some broccoli. But I don't want to ruin all my hard work of becoming the fattest me I can be. If I eat the healthy snack, will I undo my progress and become lean? I would hate to have to start over...

    beer batter and deep fry it....twice
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
    honestly, it's only one meal, you can make up for it tomorrow.

    as long as you average out ok, you shouldn't fall off the wagon completely.

    keep up the hard work! he he
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Actually battered, deep fried broccoli IS very yummy.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    Thanks everyone. I think I'm going to play it safe and have some fish n chips with chocolate cake for dessert. I've come too far to blow it all for some stupid chicken and broccoli craving.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,371 Member
    You can bread and fry the chicken and drown the broccoli in cheese. That might help. Add lots of salt and stay away from water for a few days. Maybe throw in a loaf or two of heavily buttered garlic bread and hopefully your meal will be redeemed.
  • ennaejay
    ennaejay Posts: 573 Member
    Hi, I've been working hard and stuffing my face and getting as fat as possible. Today I have a craving for a 4 oz chicken breast and some broccoli. But I don't want to ruin all my hard work of becoming the fattest me I can be. If I eat the healthy snack, will I undo my progress and become lean? I would hate to have to start over...

    Eat it if you have the craving --- but definitely chase it with a pint of Ben and Jerrys Dublin Mudslide and a keg of beer.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    You're just not trying, and you're a failure.

    Get thee to a Burger King and order TWO of the new family meals, and eat them all yourself!

    DO IT NOW!

    that is all.

    :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • vger11
    vger11 Posts: 248
    fish n chips with chocolate cake....?!

    why the heck even log that..?!
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