Dearest Abs

antimike

Dearest Abs,

I have heard such great things about you, but I am just not sure if I can take the fact that you are always around but I can never see you. 

What are you some sort of stalker or something?  I think i can get over that though. Creepy is a little sexy after all right?

Hopefully one day we can have a face to face chat so I can know what you're really all about. 

I wouldn't mind trading in the Flabby Belly in for some sexy abbifiication. Me and Flabby Belly have been together way too long and I think it is time for a change. 

I look forward to seeing you soon, but just so you know I am not into monogamy I am seeing a lot of new friendly faces like Collar bones, Ribs, Quads, Triceps, Biceps, Pectorals, and a whole bunch of others too!

I don't want you to think I am a floozie, but lately I have changed a lot and if you want, I can make room for you too. 

Always in waiting,
-Mike

My latest post from my blog and thought I would share. Hope you enjoy.

Articeluvsmemphis

THIS has made my morning

mrsway

I have to agree that this is great! You said it perfectly!

Hellbent_Heidi

Good one - thanks for a Friday morning smile

lejess

LOL! You floosie. Love it!

SinIsIn

I must say the term "floozie" is not used as often as I'd like! LOL

SlimSadieG

Haha. This sounds like a conversation I have daily...

babbityboo

Brilliant!! Perked me right up x

imustbegood

Lol - thanks for putting a smile on my face

Donners185

Love your humour! ; )

sarahlucydaynes26

Brilliant!
Made me smile

antimike

This is probably how a lot of people feel about various parts of their bodies. I just like to put it out there in a fun format. Thanks for all the kind words!