Is pizza a vegetable?

sexforjaffacakes

http://gu.com/p/33f8p

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

UMM tomatoes are fruits, and unless you get a certain type of pizza, there are no vegetables in sight.
this, my friend, is so utterly stupid...


EDIT: not calling you stupid, but calling congress stupid.

gemmie_c

I read about this today-what a joke!

AdAstra47

In related news, Congress just passed vital life-saving legislation to prevent suicides and accidental deaths by declaring that the law of gravity shall no longer apply to rooftops or window ledges.

Seriously, on change.org there's a petition circulating that would declare Congress to be a vegetable. Really. Look it up.
Which is just absurd, because obviously Mr. Boehner is an orange.

amysj303

Congress is utterly stupid.

RaiLynn27

:noway: Ah crap. That is so embarrassing. WTH--are these guys on drugs?!? So greedy and corrupt :devil: they can't even see straight. *sigh*

Lindz2323

In related news, Congress just passed vital life-saving legislation to prevent suicides and accidental deaths by declaring that the law of gravity shall no longer apply to rooftops or window ledges.

Seriously, on change.org there's a petition circulating that would declare Congress to be a vegetable. Really. Look it up.
Which is just absurd, because obviously Mr. Boehner is an orange.

LOL!

fionat29

I already saw something about this, this morning, but this article is so cleverly written and SO funny!! Brilliant! Thanks for sharing.

fionat29

Double post, sorry!

BeckyFitPal

Actually, technically speaking, tomatoes are a fruit and a vegetable: botanically it is a fruit, while it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes. That being said, I thing Congress is full of idiots who aren't making decisions for the good of the people, but rather for the good of their pocket book. It makes me sick.

RaiLynn27

In related news, Congress just passed vital life-saving legislation to prevent suicides and accidental deaths by declaring that the law of gravity shall no longer apply to rooftops or window ledges.

Seriously, on change.org there's a petition circulating that would declare Congress to be a vegetable. Really. Look it up.
Which is just absurd, because obviously Mr. Boehner is an orange.

And that ^^^ is just Hilarious. :bigsmile:

SusanneWhittington

well, at least this genius revelation changes the number of vegetable eating Americans tremendously.... what a healthy county over night...

JennBrown83

never been SOOO happy to live in Canada.... anyway... I can now argue to my mom that pizza for breakfast is good for me!

Wow... really though???? Pizza = vegetable?? What's next... pop tarts = fruit??? Um....yah...have fun guys!

Angelie28

Does this mean that I can now have pizza 5 times a day...Saweet!! thanks congress haha

joanneeee

yes i've recently started growing organic pizzas in my garden.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

Here's how I imagine the debate in Congress went:
"man, it's too expensive to encourage people to buy healthy food..."
"I know! let's take unhealthy food and tell the people that it's healthy!"
"OMG! you're a genius! Ok, guys, pizza is officially a vegetable!!"

Next up in Congress:
"Taxes are way too high, let's stop funding public school and make stupid the new smart!"
"THEN WE'LL ALL BE BRILLIANT!!!"

Jamiecfc1

In other news... water destroys brain cells and ice cream is really made from meat.

:noway:

Unwrapping_Candy

I am ordering a thin crust vegetable tonight with even more veg on top of it. And I'm totally saving the seeds so I can start a veg garden in the spring. I think I'll plant veggie veg, Hawaiian-style veg, and sausage, green pepper & onion veg. If I dip a bread stick in veg sauce does it also become a veg? If that's the case I'm planting some garlic cheese stick veg as well. :drinker: :drinker:

wdwghettogirl

Pretty sure I've never been more embarrassed to be American and ashamed of being human... Yes, these are the morons running our country... but WHO put them there?!? Think on that... who's the bigger idiot? Them? Or the people that voted them in??