Your Moma jokes !

ahunkofmexican

Your mother's *kitten* is so big, when she sits down she's 3 feet taller ! :huh:

tchrnmommy

Your momma's so fat, Jesus can't even lift her spirits!

(not meaning to offend the religous

ahunkofmexican

Your momma's so fat, Jesus can't even lift her spirits!

(not meaning to offend the religous

:laugh:

apeecaleb

Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

ahunkofmexican

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

:huh:

cobracars

Yo moma so fat when she walks backwards it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP..

ahunkofmexican

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!

Your Mama So Fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

cobracars

Your Momma is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

dckim

this thread will be locked soon. so, might as well... yo mama so fat when she does an about face it's night time. :laugh:

ahunkofmexican

Your mamas so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Your mamas so fat when I tell her to haul *kitten*, she gotta make two trips.

Your mamas so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Your mamas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Your mamas so fat, her fave food is seconds. :huh:

ahunkofmexican

Your mama is so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Your mama is so fat, when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

Your mama is so fat, she once told me 'she could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding! :huh:

Jeff92se

Your momma's so dumb, she thinks fat weighs more than muscle

xSophia19

Your momma's so fat that when she wore her yellow raincoat, people shouted 'TAXI!'

Your momma's so fat that when the whales saw her, they started singing 'we are family'

BigH80

Your momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your momma's so fat she fell down and then rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.

Your momma's so poor i saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe. When I asked if her if she lost a shoe, she said no i found one.

WifeNMama

Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

:laugh:

boomboom011

yo momma so fat she's from both sides of the family

ahunkofmexican

yo momma so fat she's from both sides of the family

:laugh:

ahunkofmexican

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

:huh:

ahunkofmexican

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT!

Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo moma so fat she walked in front the tv and i missed 4 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. :huh:

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Your mama is so fat , she needs cheat codes 4 wii fit ! :bigsmile:

ninerbuff

You mama is so fat, she sweats Crisco!

You're mama's feet are so ashy, that is looks like she was kicking a flour bag!

ahunkofmexican

Your mama is so fat , her blood type is Gravy :huh:

Your mam is so fat , that when she sat on the ipod, she made the ipad.

Your mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, Shes already world wide ! :huh:

killerqueen17

Your momma's so fat that when she wears yellow, people yell "TAXI!!"

Your momma's so fat that when she wears red kids start singing "KOOOOOOOL AID!! KOOOOOOL AID!!"

(that one is very 90's, haha, remember those Kool Aid commercials?)

ahunkofmexican

Im not that old as your mama is fat ! :laugh:

ahunkofmexican

yo mamas so ugly, not even lady gaga believes she was born this way.


Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas...and its still printing. :laugh:


Your momma is so fat, that people run around her to get exercise.

yo mama is so fat, her picture fell and broke the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped the words "Goodyear" on her and sent her to the runway. :huh:

ahunkofmexican

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. :huh:

ladybg81

Yo mama's so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.

xSophia19

Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

fit4mom

Yo mama's so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.

Sorry couldn't resist. LOVE!!!!!!!!