Dumb Laws Game!
mrsmellymac
Posts: 236 Member
in Chit-Chat
1. Go to this site: http://www.dumblaws.com/
2. Find your state (or pick a state!)
3. Find a hilarious law
4. Post it here!
I'll start:
In NC, "Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields."
2. Find your state (or pick a state!)
3. Find a hilarious law
4. Post it here!
I'll start:
In NC, "Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields."
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Hey I did this a while back and I like your twist on it.0
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not allowed to pump our own gas or make left turns (man I hate circles and jug handles)...
New Jersey0 -
In MA, tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. I don't think that's dumb though.0
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not allowed to pump our own gas or make left turns (man I hate circles and jug handles)...
New Jersey
transplated from PA - much saner and easier to get around!0 -
In Florida:
"You may not fart in a public place after 6pm".
Well, then, haul my brother off to the pokey.....:laugh:0 -
Incestuous marriages are legal.
Alabama0 -
In Arizona, you can't hunt camels.0
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In Wyoming it is illegal for WOMEN to stand within 5 ft of a bar while drinking.0
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CT:
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Hartford, CT It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.0 -
And donkeys CANNOT sleep in bathtubs.0
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Wisconsin: Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.0
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PA:
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
Also: No singing in the bathtub!0 -
Alaska has some really funny laws there's way more than one! HAHAHA0
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More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. (in tn)0
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Georgia:
Merely, threatening to hit someone (terroristic threats) is a felony punishable by 1-10 years in prison. If you keep your mouth shut and actually hit them instead of just threatening to do so then you have only committed the offense of simple battery, which is a misdemeanor punishable by less than 1 year in jail.
*kitten* for hire, usually in the context of getting a happy ending at a massage parlor, is illegal although, if you think about it, it really isn't *kitten* if someone else does it for you.0 -
In Pa, "It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors"0
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Texas!!
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six *kitten*.0 -
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.0
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In Tennessee (Lenoir City Law) - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Also Tennessee (Lexington) - By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
And in Memphis, TN - Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.0 -
And in Memphis, TN - Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
My husband and I laughed so hard at this that I actually cried! "WOMAN DRIVER!!" bahahaha
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