Do All Women Like To Make Sammiches?

anubis609

If they can make a taco vaggie wrap, I'll provide the appropriate cream.

CoryIda

I only enjoy it when I am barefoot and pregnant... but I no longer have a uterus and there are lots of stickers in our house that the dog brings in, so I generally wear shoes and, therefore, do not particularly enjoy making sammiches.

baisleac

I was wondering if all women like to make sammiches.

Hell no, I've got a husband for that. :drinker:

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mommared53

I'm teaching my son about women and sammiches. His future wife is gonna love me the first time he brings her a sammich. :bigsmile:

CaptainGordo

I'm teaching my son about women and sammiches. His future wife is gonna love me the first time he brings her a sammich. :bigsmile:

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dalgirly

This whole sandwich talk reminds me of when my dog ate my brothers sandwich and he demanded that the dog make him another sandwich!!!

I love Sammiches

Urban Dictionary definition of a sammiche :

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

mrimike

it's called teamwork. I bring the buns if he brings the meat.

Preferably Tuna with mayo.

^^made me throw up in my mouth a little.... Don't want to think "tuna" when I'm thinking "buns -> insert meat ( i ) C====B No tuna involved, please... :sick:

Now THAT'S funny!!!!

karenjoy

I don't cook, but I show up naked with beer, squirty cream and maple syrup.....

Minnesnowtagurl

Haha, okay Bill Cosby

I Like making my husband sammiches too. He don't like swine so I leave off the bacon

ajbeans

My husband makes me sammiches. They're tasty grilled ones with chicken and buffalo sauce and lots of tasty cheese.

BillyC96

I don't cook, but I show up naked with beer, squirty cream and maple syrup.....

That's my girl!!

3GKnight

No, they don't. Took me 10 years and a divorce to figure that out.

By the way...I'm looking for new female friends. :happy:

Thomasm198

I'm teaching my son about women and sammiches. His future wife is gonna love me the first time he brings her a sammich. :bigsmile:

Espressocycle

I love my girl, but can I borrow your wife for a few days? Nothing sexual, just sandwiches

Classalete

Back to the kitchen with you woman!

Really dude....really?

No not really...

But srsly.

woou

for myself, yes.

Mios3

Damn that is a tasty lookin sammich!

2 pieces of bread (check)
1 slice of cheese (check)
1 slice of light bologna (check)

Yea my hubby doesn't like my sammiches.... :ohwell:

Yanicka1

Damn that is a tasty lookin sammich!

2 pieces of bread (check)
1 slice of cheese (check)
1 slice of light bologna (check)

Yea my hubby doesn't like my sammiches.... :ohwell:

I do not understand why I am single....I mean I put alfalfa spourts AND tofu cheesein mine!!!!! Whats not to love ?

Tori_356

I'm not offended by this at all.

ElizabethRoad

Grilled cheese sammich with pepperoni. Mmmmm.

La_Amazona

that would be a NO.