Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.............
whitehandlady
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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
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You can't go wrong with #6. LMAO0
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LOVE IT!!! :laugh:0
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You can't go wrong with #6. LMAO
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You can't go wrong with #6. LMAO
Very very true0 -
17. Honey, please put some whipped cream on my pie.0
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Oh gosh these are funny. Thanks for sharing0
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17. Honey, please put some whipped cream on my pie.
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LMFAO!!! Oh thats so funny. well done :laugh:0
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LMAO, Absolutely Hilarious! Nice List! :laugh:0
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Your list is fabulous! I think it should be mandatory for everyone to say at least 5 of those every Thanksgiving :laugh:0
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18. Now that's a tasty looking bird!
19. Would like a little more pie?
20. I'd like another roll, please.0 -
For some reason....the only thing that comes to mind is saying....
The Detroit Lions will win today0 -
This list greatly exceeded my expectations0
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Funny....thanks for sharing!0
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stuff this bird! lol0
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Just lick it off0
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If they fall asleep when the're finished then you know they've enjoyed themselves!0
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If they fall asleep when the're finished then you know they've enjoyed themselves!
roflol.....hahahahahaaaaaa....i know, right?0 -
read this one online:
Everybody saya bit of extra thanks today....___________ finally got her period!!!
HAAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa0 -
# Would you like some more meat?0
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LMAO funny0
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I actually said this yesterday "omg your tators are so good! i cant wait to get them in my mouth" (talking about my sisters mashed potatoes) they were sooooo good!0
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Love it! #2 is awesomesauce.
Also:
"Honey, where'd you put the turkey baster last?"
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You can't go wrong with #6. LMAO0
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"Wow, this is really juicy!"
"I drool just looking at it, can't wait for the explosion in my mouth!"0
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