Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

thewoodsyone

You were born without a head, so taking pictures that feature your lack of a neck is understandably frightening.

i didnt want anyone to see the gore that is my raw neck.
you were actually born without a face

Gore can be a lot for people to handle. Here, let me knit you a neck cozy...
Meanwhile, ...you like short shorts.

trhjrh06

You're wearing glasses.

Miss_dannii

Your little girl is cute x

whtlatina1214

your holding a balloon

MikeyD1280

you both look very happy

foot2wood

Cool ink

xYumzx

Mister Serious

MikeyD1280

looks comfortable on a cozy bed

trhjrh06

You look comfortable without a shirt on As you should be!

marzinator13

You have glasses on! I like them

xxSjayxx

Super confident smile, looks amazing

Rolande55

Neat costume!

Irish_Lanie

Your head is huge & cartoonish

marzinator13

Your hair is long and amazing !!!

taxidermist15

you have a green couch

myers0machine

u got somethink kissin u which aint me

2blueeyedbabies

Dang!

empty_with_you

awesome weight loss!

thewoodsyone

You've lost six pounds (yay!) and have an emo cut!

trhjrh06

You're wearing glasses.

littlemoonsandy

you are not the little girl in the picture

MireyGal76

you have striking eyes

ultim8one

you have striking eyes

You have great ABS !!!!

MireyGal76

your guns are great too!

MikeyD1280

a woman who understands the importance of matching bra and panties

CoryIda

You have stairs

MireyGal76

a woman who understands the importance of matching bra and panties

it's a bikini

@corylda you have nice, non straight, hair

2blueeyedbabies

You look great!

MikeyD1280

a woman who understands the importance of matching bra and panties

it's a bikini

@corylda you have nice, non straight, hair

potato, pa-taht- oh.....

MireyGal76

you have great ink