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BIG_Lew
BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
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EVER WONDER....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't see the headline "Psychic wins lotto"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't their mouse flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    And why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
  • ratellcm
    ratellcm Posts: 170 Member
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    And why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

    You just blew my mind.
  • WalkingZero1
    WalkingZero1 Posts: 42 Member
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    I was totally looking for the like button, then I realized I wasn't on facebook lol.
  • ajball90
    ajball90 Posts: 211 Member
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    hahah, this made me laugh :smile:
  • ajball90
    ajball90 Posts: 211 Member
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    I was totally looking for the like button, then I realized I wasn't on facebook lol.


    me too! MFP should really add a like button!
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
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    EVER WONDER....
    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why you don't see the headline "Psychic wins lotto"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't their mouse flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    I could totally be a buzzkill and honestly answer all but the question about Congress with logical answers.
  • weightlosswonderwoman
    weightlosswonderwoman Posts: 40 Member
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    Why does rain drop but snow falls?
  • rolliepollie087
    rolliepollie087 Posts: 251 Member
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    Or why driveways are where you park your car...
  • eyoungone05
    eyoungone05 Posts: 119
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    this is classic yall
  • DesertSunsetRain
    DesertSunsetRain Posts: 194
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    EVER WONDER....
    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why you don't see the headline "Psychic wins lotto"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't their mouse flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    I could totally be a buzzkill and honestly answer all but the question about Congress with logical answers.

    I was totally thinking the same thing with the first question haha.
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
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    And why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway..
  • melodymist
    melodymist Posts: 43 Member
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    I was totally looking for the like button, then I realized I wasn't on facebook lol.


    me too! MFP should really add a like button!

    LIKE! Hahaha
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
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    why there is braille on a drive up atm
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
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    I love this!!!!! :laugh:
  • Misiaxcore
    Misiaxcore Posts: 659 Member
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    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    I can put mascara on with my mouth closed....
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    Why do they chain up the pens at the bank and leave the vault doors open?
    Why do they have locks on the doors at 7/11?
    Why is it called a fast when it goes so slow?
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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    Why is the word phonetic not spelled phonetically? (nerd example I know :P)
  • rolliepollie087
    rolliepollie087 Posts: 251 Member
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    why there is braille on a drive up atm

    dude. that's a pretty good question...
  • BIG_Lew
    BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
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    I wonder tht all the time
  • BIG_Lew
    BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
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    why there is braille on a drive up atm

    dude. that's a pretty good question...
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    I wonder tht all the time

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