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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ is a kidney thief for a living
    < luckily has one working kidney left after the incident of waking up in an alley in a kiddie pool filled with ice
    V likes popcicles
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
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    ^ slashed the post man with a balloon filled with cherry cola.... just because
    < has no talents
    v walked on the moon.... before Neil Armstrong
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ lacks carbonation
    < has a postman named Lola. L-O-L-A Lola. lo lo lo lo lo lola
    V Is kinky
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
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    ^posts a lot in the forums
    <is currently eating lunch
    v will probably work out tonight
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    ^ hope you're eating lunch 'with' cute dog, not 'of' cute dog
    < iz working, not working out tonight :sad:
    v works it - all the time.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ likes carbs
    < wonders if dog is high in fat
    V is a fan of adjectives
  • Salamanda425
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    ^Should probably not go to the pet store!
    < actually likes verbs better, they're much more fun!
    v would really like a piece of apple pie with ice cream on top!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ is all about action
    < enjoys apple pie with sharp cheddar on top. add a side of over easy eggs and that's my favorite meal.
    V has never tried the eggs and pie combination
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
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    ^ likes dogs, and had a cute one in pic
    < just looked up dog meat nutritional information... while wondering if I could steal a piece of pie
    v doesn't know what a steam cannon is
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    ^ has never tasted a dog she hasn't liked
    < the big, brown bunny ran hurriedly through my overgrown, organic garden
    v walks like an Egyptian

    can you say...computer lag...or I just type slowly
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    ^ types hieroglyphics slowly (carving is sloooow)
    < egyptophile and had the luck to grow up near an Egyptian Museum, complete w/ re-created tomb. went several times a year!
    v iz going to mummify themselves and archive their organs in canopic jars...
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ worships Ra
    < figures mumification is a great way to lose this stubborn water weight
    V loves his/her mummy
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
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    ^ Knows that Bud Light used formaldehyde as one of its washes as recently as 2009
    < Loves my mother but today is my Dad's birthday
    v Is going to drink disgusting light beer then call his or her parents telling them that he or she loves them

    Cheers.
    -wtk
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ would rather a stout or an ale
    < actually went to the Budweiser plant in Saint Louis, once. It smelled like piss. They house the clydsdales just outside the city I live in. Draft horses are cool.
    V prefers drafts to bottles
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
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    ^ Now drinks moonshine
    < never drank a beer in my life... only had 3 glasses of wine. ever.... I am pathetic
    v Wants the make moonshine
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    ^ hasn't figured out yet that you can soak fruit in moonshine and enjoy a LOVELY fruit salad at work
    < is a dirty hippie. does not bathe.
    V does not log all exercise.
  • robinrkirkland
    robinrkirkland Posts: 26 Member
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    ^ Can see the future
    < Does not log exercise
    V Loves to dance naked
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    ^ only when drunk
    < naked dancer
    V naked right now
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    ^ iz a never nude - carries that guitar around for use as a fig leaf... :laugh:

    < always has birthday suit underneath clothing

    v is having a very merry unbirthday!