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For the guys.

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm sure you guys have heard most of these, but I got them this morning and thought they were "cute"

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat

a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is Yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
--
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    I'm sure you guys have heard most of these, but I got them this morning and thought they were "cute"

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
    Why is a Laundromat

    a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
    How do you know when
    a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is Yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
    --
    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head
    and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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