Crabby Pants

Spruillie03
Spruillie03 Posts: 155 Member
edited October 5 in Health and Weight Loss
A poor night's sleep, bad dreams, sore muscles and a friend who's getting on my nerves = one crabby Adrienne today, which typically leads to finding comfort in food. In an attempt to NOT eat my emotions...

Anyone got any funny stories or jokes that might make me giggle and forget about the crabby pants I'm wearing?

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  • Cathleenr
    Cathleenr Posts: 332
    A poor night's sleep, bad dreams, sore muscles and a friend who's getting on my nerves = one crabby Adrienne today, which typically leads to finding comfort in food. In an attempt to NOT eat my emotions...

    Anyone got any funny stories or jokes that might make me giggle and forget about the crabby pants I'm wearing?

    don't they itch?
    :)
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    Oh My goodness........I thought you typed crappy pants!.......LOL
  • 0RESET0
    0RESET0 Posts: 128
    If you are not offended by some sometimes crude humor, go to damnyouautocorrect.com. That always makes me LOL.
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    Welcome to my daily life.
  • carriem73
    carriem73 Posts: 333 Member
    damnyouautocorrect is great- but there is another one out there even funnier- Textsfromlastnight.com- I know if has a smartphone ap- it is a bunch of random texts from drunk people that are hilarious!!!
  • rsdgirl
    rsdgirl Posts: 241 Member
    peopleofwalmart.com no joke HILARIOUS
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    A pirate on a ship went to his captain. He says "Captain, the men and I were wondering why you always wear a red shirt when we go into battle". The Captain replies, "It is so that if I get shot the blood will not show and the men will not panic". The pirate nodded in understanding.
    A while later the same pirate comes running up and says frantically "Captain, captain, there are 4 war ships bearing down on us. What should we do?!?" The Captain replies "Bring me my brown pants!"
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    The thread here in the chat section about worst dates had me laughing out loud this morning.\

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/399904-worst-dates-you-ve-ever-had
  • tambamis
    tambamis Posts: 67 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

    This guy always makes me laugh - and its so appropriate for this site!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"


    A skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop.


    A baby seal walks into a club.
  • kducky22
    kducky22 Posts: 276 Member
    A blonde walks in to a library and says to the librarian, "I would like a cheeseburger, fries and a large coke". The librarian looks at her and says, "uh, this is a library". and the blonde goes "Oh I'm so sorry!" and whispers "I would like a cheeseburger, fries, and a large coke"
  • fitzie63
    fitzie63 Posts: 508 Member
    It's okay to be crabby pants but you might have a whole lot more laundry if a couple of those letters are changed, lol
  • Spruillie03
    Spruillie03 Posts: 155 Member
    If you are not offended by some sometimes crude humor, go to damnyouautocorrect.com. That always makes me LOL.

    Oh my God. I knew of this website, but I've never actually visited. Some of these made me laugh so hard I literally had tears in my eyes.
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