Craig's List - Best Roommate Ever

Secret_Agent_007

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i kinda want to date this guy

Haha, you can have him when I'm done! LOL

Callin dibs ... I like an assertive woman. LMFAO!

Just_Dot

I saw this on FB a while back...I about peed my pants reading it.

_GlaDOS_

:laugh: Hilarious.

I especially love the secular humanist part.

ummlovelovesyou

Awesome!!!!!

Tropical_Turtle

LMAO OMG I needed a good laugh - thank you for sharing!!!!

Goofy076

LMAOOOOO thats hot... wonder if hes ever thinking of moving to MA LMAOOO

boomboom011

He sounds like Sean Preston

PBJunky

His true motive...

lemonadem

LMAO!!

seventwenty

That funny of a post? Has to be a creeper IRL.

1WorkoutAtATime

LOL!!!!

silvergurl518

hahahahah lovethisdotcom. although @seventwenty could be right. he's fantastic online. which probably means...besides MFP as an exception (!!!!)...he could be a dud in person. or a serial killer! or somewhere in between.

brit49

Thanks for sharing, totally made my day!!:)

Mad_Dog_Muscle

I couldnt stop laughing!!! If I lived in the Bay Area I would rent this dude a room!! Thats F*cking hilarious!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

mikeyml

Email me! I'll hook yo *kitten* up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die.

:laugh:

branflake5

lol I love this guy

ciaobellakiss

Haha, what people put on Craiglist.

deeharley

It's funny, but I'd never want him as a roommate - he won't SHUT UP!!!! That is the longest craigslist I've ever read.

lifeskittles

Completely made today worth living. For some reason it reminded me of the hyperactive powerthirst commercial on youtube. I wonder if he sells energy drinks on the road?

sinistertitan

Now that was f-ing epic! LOL! Reminds me of the Kenny Powers K-Swiss commercial.

Thanks for sharing!

RyanDanielle5101

Bump!! Because it's F-ing Awesome!!!