What is the worse thing you ever did as a kid?

RensR

I've totally stolen this off Netmums!

Someone last night put something on netmums about naughty things she's done as a child but how much she regretted them now she is a adult.
It got me thinking about what the worst thing I did when I was a child. Then I wondered what other bad things people done when they were kids?

Things I did as a child.....

I buried the shed key in the garden and wouldn't tell mum where.


I fed my mums friend's dog a green felt tip pen and it threw up all over the carpet.


I covered next doors cat in talcum powder and when the bloke next door patted the cat it disappeared in a puff of powder.


I patted a different cat so hard (I was used to big strong dogs) that it's legs buckled, apparently it left home for 3 days and when it did come back it would never go near children again.


I threw mud pies over next doors freshly glossed windowsills.


I broke the leg off of mum and dads bed using it as a trampoline and then propped the corner back up with the leg. When dad sat on the corner to put his shoes on the leg collapsed again. Mum blamed dad for breaking the bed and said he was fat!

I threw a stick for the dog and he didn't catch it. It went through the glass window. I blamed the dog for not catching it.


I used to jump on my dads feet when he got home from work as he worn steel toed boots for work. However I also tried this is town one Saturday afternoon when he was wearing normal shoes and nearly broke his toes.


I collected over 50 ladybirds and let them all go in my nans house for a race. It took her 3 hours to collect them all up again.

Think that's it really!

I_give_it_2_u_str8

i hit my uncle with a meat cleaver in the face, while he was sleeping

SergeantSunshine_reused

Threw a kitten in a bucket of oil. I thought I was giving it a bath?

Oh and screamed at my dad until he made me a PB sandwich. Then stuck it in the VCR when he wasn't looking.

warmachinejt

-knocked a guy's teeth out with a broomstick
-knocked a guy out with a stone
-broke a window of a neighbor's

those are the 1st that come to mind

jakejacobsen

soaked tennis balls in gas then we would light them and through them down the ally, my friends went into a garage and he went into Juvenal hall I stopped being a dumb @$$

warmachinejt

soaked tennis balls in gas then we would light them and through them down the ally, my friends went into a garage and he went into Juvenal hall I stopped being a dumb @$$

lol that's genius

Ezwoldo

Knocked my mates teeth out with a golf club

thor1god1of1awesome

got stoned on my mom birthday

vim_n_vigor

I must have been a good kid. I can't compete with these!

daniface

broke a window at daycare, while playing, we were throwing rocks.

graffitied on the teepee play hut at daycare with markers with my friend.

those are the two big ones i can think of... i guess i didnt like daycare...


oh i also stole a lollypop from the checkout at the grocery store when i was little, my dad got really mad and made me go back and appologize.

warmachinejt

oh yea i also attached a string to a doorknob and a plant pot stand so when we knocked on the person's door they would break their own plant...I remember hearing the crack lol

PBJunky

Think the only bad thing that I did as a kid was being suspended from rugby for punching a kid in the face

Namaste1983

MY BROTHER HAD A FULL STAR WARS SET.... ALL THE LITTLE EWOK DUDES AND FIGURE THINGS THAT WOULD BE WORTH A FORTUNE NOW? HE HAD THEM SET UP AND I FOUND HIS LITTLE VILLAGE OF THEM AND DESTROYED THEM ALL, CRUSHED, STOMPED AND BROKE EACH ONE. THATS HOW I GOT THE NICKNAME BABYKONG.

Saruman_w

I was a brat but I never did anything violent, just stupid.

Hmm, I remember a neighbor of mine showing a tomato or something they were growing and for some reason I decided I'd poke my finger in it and use it to hand it back over just like that (I was probably around 5 or 6 don't remember). Other instances were me being too talkative and asking appropriate questions. Going up to fat people and asking them "Why are you fat?" or people in wheelchairs "What's wrong with your legs?". I'm glad I grew up.

Yea, I can't compete with any of these.

Galletakek

Sadly I have a long list..but I wish I could take these 3 back the most...

1. fight with a cop
2. drove my car through a house..
3. beat the holy hell out of my best friend (long story)... : / she didn't even fight back.. Sigh.. I wish I could take these 3 back the most...

MB_Positif

I can't think of anything great that I did as a little kid, but when I was about 14 I came home from track practice and made myself a can of soup to eat. I also made some toast...wasn't paying attention and put my mom's lame toaster cover right on the burner I had cooked the soup on. It caught on fire. I just sort of smushed the fabric together to put the fire out. Then I proceeded to roll it up so you couldn't see any of the burned-ness. About an hour later I heard my mom yelling at my dad for burning the toaster cover. I didn't say a word, my dad even said, "I might have done it." I waited until after college to fess up on that one, haha.

Now I could tell some greatly stupid things I did in college though...

KPaden1221

i got really mad at my parents and broke all the windows in the house... good thing the window people were coming the next week to install new windows anyways!!! I was like 5 and I was playing with a softball bat. And the I would always beat the crap outta my cousin, but he was twice my size and younger than me and would always start it, I just finished it..

swordsmith

Hmmm... probably the time I was in full tactical gear with a friend of mine (at 16 we each had a pistol, assault rifle and fully loaded magazines but only one night vision monocular between us) and we blew up the local bullies just restored Camaro at 2:30 in the morning one night. Put a 2 pound black powder bomb between the engine and frame and another one under the dashboard. Had them set to a 90 second electronic timer.

We completely destroyed that car- dismounted the engine, twisted the frame, destroyed the interior due to fire and as an added bonus the left front wheel blew off with such force that it punched through his parents garage door and dented the rear end of the car parked in there.

To this day I dont regret doing this one bit.

Galletakek

Hmmm... probably the time I was in full tactical gear with a friend of mine (at 16 we each had a pistol, assault rifle and fully loaded magazines but only one night vision monocular between us) and we blew up the local bullies just restored Camaro at 2:30 in the morning one night. Put a 2 pound black powder bomb between the engine and frame and another one under the dashboard. Had them set to a 90 second electronic timer.

We completely destroyed that car- dismounted the engine, twisted the frame, destroyed the interior due to fire and as an added bonus the left front wheel blew off with such force that it punched through his parents garage door and dented the rear end of the car parked in there.

To this day I dont regret doing this one bit.

LOL!!!

kb455

The only thing that sticks out was the day I got my license, I borrowed my mom's car. I had a four friends shoved in that car and we thought we were so cool blaring music and trying to pick up cute boys. I ended up being so distracted that I ran into a huge pole in a parking lot, panicked, quickly tried to pull out and backed right into an empty, parked car.... and left.

I came home after dark, never told her and when she asked me about the two huge dents I somehow convinced her that HER car must have been hit while parked at the store... I came clean several years ago ..... once I knew that if she came after me I could take her.

RensR

oh yea i also attached a string to a doorknob and a plant pot stand so when we knocked on the person's door they would break their own plant...I remember hearing the crack lol

Brilliant!!! HAhahahahahaha!!!