EMBARRASING ways you tried to win the affection
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My step brother and I were in the same grade. So one time I told him I would do his math homework for a month if he invited the boy I liked to our house. He agreed to do this, so Friday night came along...I had it all planed out I was gonna be smooth. I did nothing I sat and was so shy the entire time I didn't say a word to the boy. My brother asked me to grab some faygo for us and I got up started for the kitchen...the boy looked at my brother and said wow I didn't know you had a sister...
Talk about wanting to sink into the floor... I spent the rest of the night in my room. And I still did the math homework cus let's face it I'm a dork (and he was in easy math:laugh: )0 -
I love these, and i'm embarrassed to say that my worst (best?) story is how i won the affection of the hubs. We'd been out a few times a week for about 3 weeks, and he's yet to kiss me. I was out with some girlfriends, but was meeting up with him later in the night. Us girls concocted a plan to get him to kiss me. My friend took my phone and called him, claiming i'd left it at the table while i was in the bathroom. She told him we had a bet about when he'd kiss me. She told him i bet on tonight, but she was betting it wouldn't be. So, to "help her out" he should DEFINITELY not kiss me tonight. He's a guy, so you know he kissed me that night!
I went to hang with him a little later, and he mentioned it. I had to pretend to be all embarrassed about it, when i really knew the whole time. That night, when we got back to my place, he made some comment about wanting me to win that bet, and kissed me! For something like 7 hours... but that's a whole different story!
For the record, i did tell him we made it all up just to get him to kiss me!0 -
In second grade, I drew a pickup truck and labeled it: To: (object of my affection) From: Ali. I was so proud of myself because it was an awesome picture. He threw it in the trash. I thought, What a jerk! ...and I picked it out of the trash and took it home. It was too good of a picture to let go to waste.
In 7th or 8th grade, my friends insisted that I tell them who I thought was cute. So I said that I liked the looks of this one boy but didn't really know him at all. So they decided to help me out by TELLING this young man that I liked him. To which he replied: Who? I was motified.0 -
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What she said! These are AWESOME! I wish I didn't still feel just as awkward or shy as an 8th grader!at least you guys tried!
i was trying to think of something to write, but i realized i've never actually put myself out there enough to try and win someone's affection. these were super funny to read though!
It doesn't pay, though. I remember trying to get up the nerve to ask this one girl out in high school for a few weeks. Then, she showed up to an event with one of my friends! I was so bummed. But they've been married for about 24 years now. :drinker:0 -
in 8th grade i got this guy Chad's # (this was before the days of *69 or caller ID)
every day after school id call him multiple times and hang up after he said hello... about 2 weeks later we were in scienece class and it was really quiet..he stands up turns around and says really loud "Quit callin my house and hanging up!!!!!!!"
Ive never been more embarrassed in my whole life :grumble:0 -
In 9th grade we lived out in the country and had a party line with 3 or 4 neighbors on it. (I know..stone age)
So I would get home and call this guy - his name was Herschel of all gawdaful names- and then hang up... Unfortunately, my rattabang-skankhoe neighbor just happened to pick up the phone at the same time as I hung up and started talking to him.
Guess who started going out together??? AND RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME...
<--total dork a saurus0 -
Asked her to pull my finger 0
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I once farted on his "member"
*sigh* SSR likes it.
That's all I've got...0 -
In 9th grade we lived out in the country and had a party line with 3 or 4 neighbors on it. (I know..stone age)
So I would get home and call this guy - his name was Herschel of all gawdaful names- and then hang up... Unfortunately, my rattabang-skankhoe neighbor just happened to pick up the phone at the same time as I hung up and started talking to him.
Guess who started going out together??? AND RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME...
<--total dork a saurus
LOL I literally laughed out loud at work. thank you thank you. 0 -
I once farted on his "member"
*sigh* SSR likes it.
That's all I've got...
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I was in home economics class, and whenever we baked cookies or brownies, I would give him some. His locker was above mine, so I would just hand it to him, grab my stuff and run. Lol I was too embarrassed to talk to him. So basically I was the short nerdy girl who gave him run-by baked goods.0
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about 6 years ago, i was very sick & my hot neighbor made me a big pot of chicken soup.
well i kept his big soup pot, & held it hostage!
so everyday i would dress it up with a face, hat, gloves etc & i would take a pic of it & email it to him.
he could have it back in exchange for a date with me!
*one day the pot was on a skateboard rolling down the street,
*another day he was at the beach, & then the next day sun-burned.
*another day he was flirting with the lady flower pot sitting next to him .etc
this lasted for over a week. ~the final pic was his pot wearing a pair of boxers with lipstick kisses all over them, smoking a cig in bed next to my lady flower pot dressed in a sexy teddy.
well he called me back after he received the email pic, he was laughing so hard. we ended up dating for over a year.
PS. No, im not crazy! i got the idea from a story on the news where these peoples gnome statue was stolen out of their yard. & they kept getting pics sent to them from all over, with their gnome in different locations. here it was their friends & family in the joke, so whenever they would go on vacation, so did the gnome. ....eventually the owners did get their gnome back with a good laugh.
PPSS, i still have the pics somewhere! lol :laugh:0 -
I sent secret notes to him - signed your secret admirer. Then a friend asked if he wanted to meet me - and he said yes - we arranged a 'meeting' - and as soon as I saw that gorgeous hunk (according to a Grade 7 girl!) I turned and ran, I was so embarrassed! After that, he wanted nothing to do with me, crap.0
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about 6 years ago, i was very sick & my hot neighbor made me a big pot of chicken soup.
well i kept his big soup pot, & held it hostage!
so everyday i would dress it up with a face, hat, gloves etc & i would take a pic of it & email it to him.
he could have it back in exchange for a date with me!
*one day the pot was on a skateboard rolling down the street,
*another day he was at the beach, & then the next day sun-burned.
*another day he was flirting with the lady flower pot sitting next to him .etc
this lasted for over a week. ~the final pic was his pot wearing a pair of boxers with lipstick kisses all over them, smoking a cig in bed next to my lady flower pot dressed in a sexy teddy.
well he called me back after he received the email pic, he was laughing so hard. we ended up dating for over a year.
PS. No, im not crazy! i got the idea from a story on the news where these peoples gnome statue was stolen out of their yard. & they kept getting pics sent to them from all over, with their gnome in different locations. here it was their friends & family in the joke, so whenever they would go on vacation, so did the gnome. ....eventually the owners did get their gnome back with a good laugh.
PPSS, i still have the pics somewhere! lol :laugh:
I don't have an embarassing story, but this is awesome! I totally want to "steal" someone's gnome now!0 -
This is one thread I will not be replying to. Not a chance. I was psychotic as a teenager.0
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oops, i missed the part of it having to be a "school" crush.
im so lame! :blushing: & now everyone here knows it! lol0 -
I never did anything too embarrassing because I was always too shy. The only reason my fiance and I are together was because I told one of my friends that I liked him and she told him because he was in her spanish class and she wanted the answers to the homework so she said "my friend likes you, I'll tell you who it is if you give me the answers!" :laugh: And then he had another friend ask me if I had an IM screen name, but I didn't, so I made one that night and gave it to my friend lol and then we started talking. We were both shy back then, it's a wonder we ever got together. That was in my freshman year of high school, and now I'm a sophomore in college and we're coming up on 5 years together!
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of crushes in middle/high school.
Once when I was a Freshman my best friend and I called this guys # and got the answering machine(remember those?) and I sang the words to the Madonna song "erotica"
No effing kidding.
I hope his mom checked the machine...0 -
about 6 years ago, i was very sick & my hot neighbor made me a big pot of chicken soup.
well i kept his big soup pot, & held it hostage!
so everyday i would dress it up with a face, hat, gloves etc & i would take a pic of it & email it to him.
he could have it back in exchange for a date with me!
*one day the pot was on a skateboard rolling down the street,
*another day he was at the beach, & then the next day sun-burned.
*another day he was flirting with the lady flower pot sitting next to him .etc
this lasted for over a week. ~the final pic was his pot wearing a pair of boxers with lipstick kisses all over them, smoking a cig in bed next to my lady flower pot dressed in a sexy teddy.
well he called me back after he received the email pic, he was laughing so hard. we ended up dating for over a year.
PS. No, im not crazy! i got the idea from a story on the news where these peoples gnome statue was stolen out of their yard. & they kept getting pics sent to them from all over, with their gnome in different locations. here it was their friends & family in the joke, so whenever they would go on vacation, so did the gnome. ....eventually the owners did get their gnome back with a good laugh.
PPSS, i still have the pics somewhere! lol :laugh:
LMAO!!! thats amazing!!!!!!0 -
oops, i missed the part of it having to be a "school" crush.
im so lame! :blushing: & now everyone here knows it! lol
Your story is awesome 0 -
about 6 years ago, i was very sick & my hot neighbor made me a big pot of chicken soup.
well i kept his big soup pot, & held it hostage!
so everyday i would dress it up with a face, hat, gloves etc & i would take a pic of it & email it to him.
he could have it back in exchange for a date with me!
*one day the pot was on a skateboard rolling down the street,
*another day he was at the beach, & then the next day sun-burned.
*another day he was flirting with the lady flower pot sitting next to him .etc
this lasted for over a week. ~the final pic was his pot wearing a pair of boxers with lipstick kisses all over them, smoking a cig in bed next to my lady flower pot dressed in a sexy teddy.
well he called me back after he received the email pic, he was laughing so hard. we ended up dating for over a year.
PS. No, im not crazy! i got the idea from a story on the news where these peoples gnome statue was stolen out of their yard. & they kept getting pics sent to them from all over, with their gnome in different locations. here it was their friends & family in the joke, so whenever they would go on vacation, so did the gnome. ....eventually the owners did get their gnome back with a good laugh.
PPSS, i still have the pics somewhere! lol :laugh:
This is the cutest story ever!0 -
thanks!
<<<<<< heres one of the pics! :noway:
have a good chuckle on me!0 -
omg omg omg. So I TORTURED this kid in middle school. I crushed on him so hard and I seriously feel bad for him. Probably the worst thing I ever did (and to myself also) was in our shared English - where my MOM was student teaching. Now, it was no secret that I was a nuisance to this kid. We had some sort of writing assignment to write a fiction story. I don't remember the details, but I wrote a love story between "Shania" and "AJ." My name is Shawna and his name is J.J. My mom graded those papers. She totally ridiculed me AND called me out in class. I remember his face to this day that he was in such disbelief.
it was terrible.
But that's not all. In the 8th grade our school put on an 8th grade dance. My good friend, who was also J.J.s good friend, BRIBED JJ with a CD to dance with me at the dance because it was right around birthday. Matt considered that a bday present to me. I didn't know it at the time so of course I was super excited. That was my first slow dance ever and the song was Celine Dion All by Myself (terrible first dance song). I didn't realize until later that week after I thought I might have a shot when J.J. revealed he only did it for the CD.
ugh.0
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