For those of you who work in an office.. and hate pooping at

k2quiere

I only poop when I'm near a scale and can get naked, so my weight is accurate.

I have done a before/after. Poop doesn't weigh as much as you would think.

Well, according to my body-fat-monitoring scale, I not only lose at least a pound, but I also lose 1% BF each time I poop.

CoryIda

I only poop when I'm near a scale and can get naked, so my weight is accurate.

I have done a before/after. Poop doesn't weigh as much as you would think.

Well, according to my body-fat-monitoring scale, I not only lose at least a pound, but I also lose 1% BF each time I poop.

Pee is much heavier. I can drop as much as 2 1/2 pounds after emptying my bladder, but rarely more than one for a #2.

*** On a side note, threads like this are a big reason I love MFP so much. My hubby has no sense of potty humor so I don't get to indulge my own very often.

Rainbow_Brite86

it is!!! I needed the laugh!! Phew..djskfda;fasldf

This thread is simply amazing.

Wuggums

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

LorinaLynn

I've had 2# #2s. :laugh:

TCWE

My day can now officially be complete! This made my day:)

CoryIda

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

MercenaryNoetic26

I do courtesy flushes! Poop, another of my favorite topics. I actually bought "What's Your Poo Telling You" a few years ago!

killagb

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

That, or you need a raise!

hannahbellelechter

I do courtesy flushes! Poop, another of my favorite topics. I actually bought "What's Your Poo Telling You" a few years ago!

The courtesy flush is a must, if you don't want to get busted!

CoryIda

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

That, or you need a raise!

Boss: You wanted to speak with me?
Me: Yes. I want to discuss the possibility of getting a raise.
Boss: You aren't due for another review until May. What prompted this?
Me: Well, I was sitting on the toilet and I realized that I really don't make enough $ while I am pooping and, since that is a natural bodily function that must happen, especially if you want me to be able to give my full attention to work, I really need to increase my per-poop income.

Have I mentioned how much I love this thread?

hannahbellelechter

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

That, or you need a raise!

Boss: You wanted to speak with me?
Me: Yes. I want to discuss the possibility of getting a raise.
Boss: You aren't due for another review until May. What prompted this?
Me: Well, I was sitting on the toilet and I realized that I really don't make enough $ while I am pooping and, since that is a natural bodily function that must happen, especially if you want me to be able to give my full attention to work, I really need to increase my per-poop income.

Have I mentioned how much I love this thread?

LOL!! That would go over well XD

_Timmeh_

My building was built in the 70's, the bathroom is all tile. Everything that happens in there echoooooo's.
One guy let's a watermelon/havana omelette go daily.

DaniellePF

If I had a dollar for evry time the word "poop" appeared in this thread, I wouldn't need to work!

hannahbellelechter

If I had a dollar for evry time the word "poop" appeared in this thread, I wouldn't need to work!

LOL. If only, right?!

liftingbro

I do courtesy flushes! Poop, another of my favorite topics. I actually bought "What's Your Poo Telling You" a few years ago!

The courtesy flush is a must, if you don't want to get busted!

We've got those fancy crappers that flush automatically. So, while you're in there if flushes like 15 times between getting the pants down, courtesy flush, and getting the pants on. Sometimes I wonder if people are drowning kittens.

staps065

Love it! Too funny!

Paco0919

Brilliant.

killagb

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

That, or you need a raise!

Boss: You wanted to speak with me?
Me: Yes. I want to discuss the possibility of getting a raise.
Boss: You aren't due for another review until May. What prompted this?
Me: Well, I was sitting on the toilet and I realized that I really don't make enough $ while I am pooping and, since that is a natural bodily function that must happen, especially if you want me to be able to give my full attention to work, I really need to increase my per-poop income.

Have I mentioned how much I love this thread?

I think that's a per-poopita calculation.

InstantSunshine

Turd Burglar means something very different over here - something that I suspect the MFPolice wouldn't like to hear me say, so I'll just say it's along the lines of Fudge Packer.

creasonr

This is sooooo funny! LOL!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hannahbellelechter

Glad I could make y'all's day.

christine24t

I love this!!!!

hannahbellelechter

Turd Burglar means something very different over here - something that I suspect the MFPolice wouldn't like to hear me say, so I'll just say it's along the lines of Fudge Packer.

HA!!!

ummlovelovesyou

I don't even work in an office, and this is hilarious.

:laugh:

CaptainGordo

Turd Burglar means something very different over here - something that I suspect the MFPolice wouldn't like to hear me say, so I'll just say it's along the lines of Fudge Packer.

No way! I only learned recently ,from a British co-worker, what "trump" means over there. :laugh:

tinamina78

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

:laugh: I literally just laughed till I cried when I read this...

This thread is awesome!!

I work in an extremely small office where there is only a one-stall bathroom for girls and same for the guys... I'm one of two girls who works there... The other girl does the walk of shame a LOT... quite awkward... :noway:

tinamina78

I always LOVED pooping at work. It's... it's getting PAID to POOP! Is there anything in the world more awesome?!

(Yes. When the company loo has Charmin Ultra.)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has calculated exactly HOW MUCH I get paid to poop at work!

I did after reading that. I think I may go too quickly, because I only get paid like $1.46 to poo at work.

That, or you need a raise!

Boss: You wanted to speak with me?
Me: Yes. I want to discuss the possibility of getting a raise.
Boss: You aren't due for another review until May. What prompted this?
Me: Well, I was sitting on the toilet and I realized that I really don't make enough $ while I am pooping and, since that is a natural bodily function that must happen, especially if you want me to be able to give my full attention to work, I really need to increase my per-poop income.

Have I mentioned how much I love this thread?

ROTFLMAO!

billybed

this was an awesome way to end a friday

Izable2011

I love talking about poop. :laugh: