I wish I had a monkey. . .

Drunkadelic

to take care of all the idiots.

"If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on [MFP]® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings."

-http://27bslash6.com/monkey.html

Justjoshin

If you could train the first monkey, to train the other six, you would be golden.

Justjoshin

Or.. train Monkey #2 to do your hair /shrug

glypta

I think it's small minded to restrict it to MFP. There should be monkeys for society in general. Who do what we say. Then those monkeys can train the stupid-er monkeys to do the grunt-monkey work like fetching us crisps (chips, for you Americans)...

Drunkadelic

"If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair - using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping. I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don't rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. This would give me more time to write about what I would do if I had a monkey."

-http://27bslash6.com/monkey.html

TankGirl71

David Thorne for president.

KatieJane83

AND...my monkey would be trained to fling poo at the biggest idiots/a**holes

marnijojo

Wow, I had never considered the immense benefits of having a monkey until today! Now I, too, wish I had a monkey.

PBJunky

to take care of all the idiots.

"If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on [MFP]® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings."

-http://27bslash6.com/monkey.html

I can lend you my mexican midget dressed in a monkey suit? He is violent little bugger

Iamfit4life

to take care of all the idiots.

"If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on [MFP]® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings."

-http://27bslash6.com/monkey.html

I can lend you my mexican midget dressed in a monkey suit? He is violent little bugger

I'd like him just to entertain at parties.

Scott613

You're looking for Ceasar from planet of the apes.

AddA2UDE

Did you bring me a monkey? - Multiplicity 1996

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