Wal-Mart Greeter
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work :laugh: :laugh:
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work :laugh: :laugh:
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I really hope that's a true story!0
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That is awesome! i'd have been thinkin up that response for at least 30 min. and losing the job might have been worth it.lol0
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In my line of work, I run across these people daily. I have so wanted to say something to them like this. I need my job, though. Thanks for doing it for me. Horray!!!0
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Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO! Go you!!!0 -
He he he! I wish I had your wit!0
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that's so funny! Sorry about the job, but you can do better anyways.0
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And delivered so politely.0
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LOVE THIS!!!! WTG!0
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Lol, I love this one, my friend had this posted on Facebook the other day, cracks me up....0
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I really hope that's a true story!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ****kin hilarious!0
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Yeah, getting insulted isn't your line of work! WTF! Good job!!!0
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omg this is FANTASTIC. i really hope its true. I love the greeters at walmart, a few of the ones at the store I go to are sooooo nice0
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work :laugh: :laugh:
Bless you for saying something. it probably won't get through her stupid skull how abusive she was being but you attempted to help!!! Kudos to you!0 -
That's an old joke!0
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LMAO!!! This is so funny!0
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That's an old joke!
Was so hoping it was a true story!0 -
aw man, bet that felt amazing! we all dream of the day... lol0
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LOL thats awesome. Sometimes I wished I could tell my clients how I really feel about them Sorry about the job though0
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work :laugh: :laugh:
:flowerforyou: My hero......0
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