Scary/funny warning labels on products

CMmrsfloyd
CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
Feel free to list any you've found that are 'odd' or humorous. The one I'm listing here is related to a feminine product so any of you sensitive types out there that don't care to read these types of things, mosey on down to the next post or post one yourself. You've been warned. :wink:

Ooookay, ladies. Any of you that use NuvaRing for birth control - have you ever read the whole thing that comes with it? "Some women have rarely inserted this into their bladder by mistake - do not insert into your bladder." REALLY!? THIS THING? It's very well suited to the job it's meant to do, but can a full-grown woman with the common sense to seek out birth control really not know the difference between their vagina and..... NOT their vagina?

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  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    On my iron, "Do not iron clothing while wearing them"... Maybe someone was in a hurry, wasn't thinking, sizzle, ER trip...
  • ukkiosan
    ukkiosan Posts: 62 Member
    On my iron, "Do not iron clothing while wearing them"... Maybe someone was in a hurry, wasn't thinking, sizzle, ER trip...

    *Raises hand* Uh, guilty.
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
    My hairdryer has "Do not use in shower" on the warning label. I'm quite the multi-tasker yet I don't see myself ever trying to dry my hair WHILE showering...
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    Back massager says "do not use on eyeballs"
    hair straightner says "do not use while sleeping"

    The sad part being, you know somebody had to have done something similar, then tried to sue the company for not warning them :p
  • ciaobellakiss
    ciaobellakiss Posts: 142
    So you know those plastic bags at the grocery store say, " Do not leave child unattended with bag. It may cause suffocation". Well this lady's young daughter was playing with the bag and my brother said it loud enough for her to here and it was so awk.
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    STROLLER: Remove child before folding stroller. :noway:
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    cruise control: will not steer vehicle.
  • Alishia_655
    Alishia_655 Posts: 136
    This one was verbal

    The exterminator was spraying my baseboards for spiders (eew) and saw my then 18 month old daughter running around.

    him: Just a friendly reminder that could save her life:
    Me: What?
    Him: Make sure she doesn't lick the baseboards for at least two hours after I leave. The pesticide will make her sick.


    REALLY?! Who lets their kids lick baseboards??
  • RonneyKay
    RonneyKay Posts: 464 Member
    I am a scrapbooker and I have a sticker that reads:

    "if you mess with my scrapbooking supplies you are in for an asswhoopin you will never forget" and yes, that is true.

    but I love the commercials that say "don't try this at home" and its some driver driving really crazy and it says professional driver on closed course haha... that makes me laugh

    I also love the viagra commerciasl and the 4 hour thing. THAT is so funny.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    Back massager says "do not use on eyeballs"

    this made me spit out water. ahhahahha.
  • Clarecbear82
    Clarecbear82 Posts: 369 Member
    I bought a bag of mixed nuts and on the side it said "contains nuts" oh and a cake that on the bottom of the box says "do not turn over"

    My partners motorbike has a label on the tank saying don't use lighter to check petrol level and my kids got some plastic fruit and veg which said " this is just a toy do not consume" I found that quite worrying lol
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    some of my favs..

    Windex ..
    Do not spray in eyes.

    Baby Oil ...
    Keep out of reach of children.

    peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts..seen this one a lot. :)

    lighter fluid
    Contents flammable :)
  • 4thehardman
    4thehardman Posts: 731 Member
    Scariest label I've ever read is on cheap condoms in Africa ''Due to the poor quality of this product it is not reccomended as use for birth control'' urmmmm......
  • MissPeppers
    MissPeppers Posts: 302 Member
    "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear"
    On the mirrors of our Chevy.
    Yah. I'm baffled. Really???
  • Tangerine302
    Tangerine302 Posts: 1,509 Member
    Those are funny! I always get a kick out of the label/tag on mattresses that say "Do Not Remove". I removed it just to see what would happen. ha
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    Scariest label I've ever read is on cheap condoms in Africa ''Due to the poor quality of this product it is not reccomended as use for birth control'' urmmmm......

    omg crazy
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    Those are funny! I always get a kick out of the label/tag on mattresses that say "Do Not Remove". I removed it just to see what would happen. ha

    when i was little i did it after my brother goes no no your not suppose to (he is 8 yrs older then me so liked to torture me) and a police siren went off at that time he goes omg there coming for you lmao i was scared
  • Tangerine302
    Tangerine302 Posts: 1,509 Member
    Those are funny! I always get a kick out of the label/tag on mattresses that say "Do Not Remove". I removed it just to see what would happen. ha

    when i was little i did it after my brother goes no no your not suppose to (he is 8 yrs older then me so liked to torture me) and a police siren went off at that time he goes omg there coming for you lmao i was scared

    Oh no, how funny! :) ha
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